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Tonight at Muay Thai there was a guy with a perfect Ricky Morton mullet and I said "yo Ricky Morton let's partner" and he was like "holy shit how did you know he's my favorite wrestler???"

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I love that they just ignored Rob Ray’s f bomb, and I don’t blame him! He’s okay. Might want to start wearing a helmet though. #sabres

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The TV show Angel asked and answered a very important question: What if the X-Files, but Mulder is a sad vampire and Scully is 6 characters

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ME (14 years old, a DnD player, reading Lord of the Rings for the first time, when Gandalf dies): "Oh my god!!! He was their only mage!"

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They should reboot the Buffy spinoff Angel. Moody 19 year old me should obviously be the titular character.

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Cartoon Peter Parker could just give cartoon J Jonah Jameson drawings of spiderman, he wouldn’t be able to tell the difference.

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A concerning number of people on YouTube and Instagram seem to pronounce it "ayy-tee ayy-tee" instead of the far superior "at at" (like it's spelled!)

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I just realized noted awful pest who I hate Brad Marchand was called the Little Ball of Hate by Obama. That was 3 president's ago! He's never going away!

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That was the worst Canadian anthem I've ever heard. The Canadians should be booing that.

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I think if anyone is left to write history, it will be determined that cryptocurrency was more of a destructive turning point than splitting the atom.

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British people adding an extra syllable to the word "film"

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I like when Common shows up in a show or movie and wardrobe is like no notes just go out there as Common

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Seen a lot of YouTube videos turning on Joe Rogan, so something positive is happening to The Algorithm at least.

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What are you building with your little hammer your honor?

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Everybody should carry around a Muppet version of themselves and when you say something dumb or awkward you get 1 freebie a day to blame it on the Muppet.

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"I'm socially liberal but fiscally conservative." Sounds great, put your money where your mouth is.

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Incredible that in 50 years SNL has produced enough funny skits to fill an entire VHS tape!

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Blessing the timeline

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If I'm ever forced to use this garbage, I have one non-negotiable demand about my avatar:

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I've seen/heard a lot of people be like "well everything will turn out okay" in regards to what's going on, and like...maybe. But it's not just going to magically happen, it will be through a lot of hard work and uncelebrated sacrifice, like how these institutions were built in the first place.

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Emptying the dishwasher satisfaction tiers: S - big plates A - glasses, mugs B - bowls and small plates C - pots, pans D - utensils F - anything plastic that needs to air dry

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I really don't want to learn any more about the dullard Theo Von, and yet The Algorithm relentlessly reintroduces him.

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Team USA might legit need help getting out of Montreal tonight

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Fights. Wow.

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Helluva hockey fight to start a game

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Guys I'm making braised stuff peppers check it...

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ME: "I'm mostly just dissociating because of how unfathomably awful this is." CHUCK SCHUMER: "haha me too buddy"

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When I'm in a nursing home they better have an N64 so I can play GoldenEye

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The IRS subreddit is full of vitriol. Also for some reason there's an IRS subreddit?

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