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LeBron James being awake past 11pm is a heck of an accomplishment for a 40 year old

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The Buffalo Bills should draft Shedeur Sanders to put the pressure on "League MVP" Josh Allen, who will likely become "soft and unmotivated" after signing a multi-year extension

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Might go sabre rattling later

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This is 100% how a defense contractor would build a USB drive

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Is "pwned" retro yet?

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Never fails

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Video games had me expecting to deal with having to walk on a lot more conveyor belts in my life

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Wild that one of the coldest lines in cinema is from Home Alone

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Tired: unsubbing from /r/scjerk because they'll spoil Mania results Wired: staying subscribed to /r/scjerk because that's the first place I hear about celebrity deaths and breaking news

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

If I were president I would make crime illegal.

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The grandma's that hand out Costco samples are braver than any troop or cop.

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Not proud of the two seconds during which I thought this was a Spirit Halloween costume

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I say "Whoa Nelly" when I pull my car up to a stop sign, red light, and whatnot

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Dreading tomorrow's company all hands where I must icebreaker my interests (ashamed to be a Sabres fan)

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

(checks Zillow and Redfin right now) wow this is completely made up, who could have guessed!

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Miss me with those ancient grains. Gimme some new grains man.

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People are throwing water on the crowd sizes for AOC and Bernie because they're similar to what Harris was doing. But it's worth noting that 20k people a month before an election probably has a smaller impact than 20k people years away from an election.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

(spends 90% of my browsing faving videos of puppies and bass guitar and muay thai combos) (opens a single infographic depicting wealth consolidation over the last 40 years) And there goes my entire feed.

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Just saw Will Ospreay in GoldenEye

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It's so cool now not real money is

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Fun fact, "Generation X" is supposed to be pronounced "generation ten" because it's the tenth generation after the American Revolution. That's where the term comes from. "Millennials" are Generation XI (pronounced "eleven"), but internet culture doesn't seem to know these basic fun facts.

submitted 17 days ago • 6 comments

Every week for the past 10 years there's been an article titled "No One Knows Why Bees Are Dying" and every week it turns out the answer is pesticides and climate change.

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installing tariffs to keep money in America

submitted 21 days ago • 4 comments

Introduce yourself as a TV character.

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(menacingly) Everybody have fun tonight! (threateningly) Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

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They should be able to grow bananas with M&Ms already inside them.

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Eating a whole lot of halva

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"Two fighters against a Star Destroyer?"

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My favorite memory of George Foreman was when he told me my right cross hit harder than his, truly he will be missed.

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Dudes love to move the date the Roman Empire fell in order to obfuscate the geopolitical implications of who conquered it.

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Thinking of becoming a guy who says supper instead of dinner

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The Lansing faux cybertruck (the Frandorlorean) remains undefeated

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Sparring tonight

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

millennials will be like i know a banger and it's the reading rainbow theme song. and they're right

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