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dstins.bsky.social
The artist formerly known as slayonetta 📍 phl
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Why is the president of Xbox a fucking BADDIEEEE 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

Did he admit what we were all thinking😭

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

It’s not important who wins or loses, it’s how god damn hilarious this is.

submitted 3 days ago • 39 comments

Elon speaks with such a presumed invincibility that can only be granted by ketamine

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

All of Bluesky right now.

submitted 3 days ago • 14 comments

😍

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

We've learned Switch games don't necessarily need free updates or be Switch 2 Editions to run better on Switch, they just do. Bayonetta 3 run at 60 FPS on Switch 2 and Super Smash Bros. Ultimate has faster load times.

submitted 3 days ago • 13 comments

Switch era being over makes me kind of emotional 🥲🥲🥲

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

they’re so unserious for this slsjddkelwnensndkdmdmd

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Guy at the gym looks like me but taller and in better shape…

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

WAIT GAGGGG MAYBE ILL ACTUALLY PICK IT UP AGAIN

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Walmart still hasn’t shipped my switch 2

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

THATS MY FUCKING HUSBAAAAAAND

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

All Night

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I have been logged out of my toothbrush.

submitted 10 days ago • 729 comments

proof of life ig

submitted 10 days ago • 19 comments

Girl… they’re always one step forward two steps back 😭

submitted 10 days ago • 6 comments

my goal in life is to never know what this song sounds like

submitted 12 days ago • 12 comments

the upgrade being only $2 oh Godvel 5

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

OH CYUNNTTTTT I THOUGHT IT WOULD TAKE MONTHS

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

"Criminalizing theft would be bad for thieves."

submitted 12 days ago • 6 comments

Andor finale made me ugly sob on that final shot. What a show

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I might be run through, I might be a washed up twink, I might be a tired party girl but I would never-- NEV-ER put "🐎🥩🪩 tn?" on my IG note

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

new Jon Bellion tracks boring the hell out of me no shade

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Switch 2 out in like 10 days omfg

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

pope Leo XIV is MAYHEM

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Should I buy Fantasy Life I…

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

Today’s date, 5/21/25, can be read the same both forward and backward. Repost if you have sex with men

submitted 18 days ago • 9 comments

Listen. I love him. Generational recording artist. But he’s just bored as hell being stunt cast in these movies stick to singing mijooooo😭

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

My discover page is so….

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

I love talking to 40 y/o gay guys… you just have to say “Madonna invented pop music” and they’ll buy you a drink

submitted 18 days ago • 3 comments

She already deleted her tweets lmao she knew she’d be getting that defamation suit

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

Arietty is truly evil lmaooo

submitted 18 days ago • 3 comments

THE PLOT TWIST IN EXPEDITION 33 IS DIABOLICAL?:$2)282)28)2$2?3

submitted 18 days ago • 3 comments