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The artist formerly known as slayonetta 📍 phl
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I’ve been sick since Thursday this is wildddd I tested twice for Covid and got negative both times but it’s giving Covid booooots

weather making me depressed and I’m still sick and I haven’t been able to go to the gym in a week what if I just ended it awlllll

Why is the president of Xbox a fucking BADDIEEEE 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Did he admit what we were all thinking😭

It’s not important who wins or loses, it’s how god damn hilarious this is.

Elon speaks with such a presumed invincibility that can only be granted by ketamine

All of Bluesky right now.

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We've learned Switch games don't necessarily need free updates or be Switch 2 Editions to run better on Switch, they just do. Bayonetta 3 run at 60 FPS on Switch 2 and Super Smash Bros. Ultimate has faster load times.

Switch era being over makes me kind of emotional 🥲🥲🥲

they’re so unserious for this slsjddkelwnensndkdmdmd

Guy at the gym looks like me but taller and in better shape…

WAIT GAGGGG MAYBE ILL ACTUALLY PICK IT UP AGAIN

Walmart still hasn’t shipped my switch 2

THATS MY FUCKING HUSBAAAAAAND

All Night

I have been logged out of my toothbrush.

proof of life ig

Girl… they’re always one step forward two steps back 😭

my goal in life is to never know what this song sounds like

the upgrade being only $2 oh Godvel 5

OH CYUNNTTTTT I THOUGHT IT WOULD TAKE MONTHS

"Criminalizing theft would be bad for thieves."

Andor finale made me ugly sob on that final shot. What a show

I might be run through, I might be a washed up twink, I might be a tired party girl but I would never-- NEV-ER put "🐎🥩🪩 tn?" on my IG note

new Jon Bellion tracks boring the hell out of me no shade

Switch 2 out in like 10 days omfg

pope Leo XIV is MAYHEM

Should I buy Fantasy Life I…

Today’s date, 5/21/25, can be read the same both forward and backward. Repost if you have sex with men

Listen. I love him. Generational recording artist. But he’s just bored as hell being stunt cast in these movies stick to singing mijooooo😭

My discover page is so….

I love talking to 40 y/o gay guys… you just have to say “Madonna invented pop music” and they’ll buy you a drink

She already deleted her tweets lmao she knew she’d be getting that defamation suit