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He/They 🖖 | Spouse 🤠 | Engineer 🍕 | Cat Owner (🦆, 🧙‍♀️,🌶️,🧂) | PNW 🐋
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Stop what you’re doing and post a gif of your favorite anime

I don't want cool futuristic cars to look like Cyber Trucks. I want cool futuristic cars to look like they're designed by Akira Toriyama.

many startups could be a bash script

God handed me this

"I asked ChatGPT and-" let me stop you right there

Unless I can find independent verification I generally assume that all politician-related screenshots shared on social media are faked

Gave proof through the night That our flag was still there 🫡

3 Bobby Problem

Yeah I'm religious, I believe in the Holy Trinity.

[sobbing] it’s an appa cabbage

I'D JUST LIKE TO INTERJECT FOR A MOMENT. WHAT YOU'RE REFERRING TO AS LINUX IS IN FACT GNU/LINUX, OR AS I'VE RECENTLY TAKEN TO CALLING IT, GNU + LINUX. LINUX IS NOT AN OPERATING SYSTEM UNTO ITSELF, BUT RATHER ANOTHER FREE COMPONENT OF A FULLY FUNCTIONING GNU SYSTEM

Big friend!

When I try to see the drama but past me has already protected present me

on my way to work this morning i got into it with this dude wearing khakis. i feel bad about it, i completely lost my shit on the guy. but i don’t want to go off on a tan gent

21 MARG SALUTE! 🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸 🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸 🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸

hey guys check this out

Witness me.

Some days you're Kenough and some days you're broKen

Anti-Vaxxers xkcd.com/2806

what the public calls “gender affirming care” is actually sets of procedures and therapies that cis people utilize all the time. the powers that be, or Big Cis as i call them, have a vested interest in you not knowing that biological sex exists on a continuum and that it is easy to change

I literally move all my stuff to the back of the fridge/pantry such that my partner can actually 1) realize we own shit they like to eat 2) eat . Sometimes they get stuck at 1.

pov: you are trying to run code written in python 2

sitting in an ergonomic chair in the most unergonomic way possible. just as god intended

TFW you’re 40 years old and need to have a very professional work zoom background.

The bees are enjoying the blooming side of the property today 🐝🐝🐝

Quote and post a favorite picture of you.