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duckface.bsky.social
Perpetual lurker. Expert procrastinator.
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BlueSky is apparently dull and boring whilst simultaneously nasty. So which is it? Or does the author just dislike being ignored?
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Clearly has a humiliation fetish.
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There's a gibbet down the road from me. Would you like me to check if it's still serviceable?
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Didn't you post another al fresco pooer recently? Is this a new revolting trend to be aware of?
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We need a Doctor Who episode where the Doctor investigates the Washing Machine Time Paradox.
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I've been into Cambridge lots of times but I've never seen Rory McGrath. Does this mean I'm just really good at ignoring him?
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Happy birthday!
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I'm so glad to see you and Mrs Turtle on another adventure. Good luck!
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"Tearing off tights with my teeth" (Faithless) is deeply unsexy.
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How far back do you want to go? @moviessilently.bsky.social would have some recs.
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Ditto from the other side of the pond. Some of my friends work/worked in the federal agencies that have been decimated.
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❤️
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It isn't. You must be hallucinating.
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Thoughts and prayers from a fellow short person.
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Preposterous.
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Do we need to form a queue for this one?
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You have to say "very low tum" in the deepest voice possible. My partner and I may have got a bit carried away with reading the Hairy McClary books.
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I guess so. I live in the arse end of nowhere but even I'm aware of pubs that have board games or other things to bring in new punters.
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That seems to crop up a lot. Is it confusion because of the airport naming or just pure ignorance/laziness?
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I sold taramasalata to Shaw Taylor, the presenter of Police 5. *eagerly awaits replies of "Who?"*
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Don't send a card. I don't think that there's any law that says you have to.
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He's dunking on it because it's not written for him and it contains terms and experiences he's unaware of. Odd.
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Bloody hell. Why does all the good stuff happen in places nowhere near where I live?
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Now you're talking.
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I've been to a few pubs that had free cheese on the bar. My old local had free roasties on Sundays.
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Pie and the love of pie is truly life affirming.
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Also, please don't post images of the wreckage or the video of the flights final seconds. Grim rubbernecking.
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Your disrespectful attitude has been noted. There will be repercussions.
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He owns that, no question.
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He's gorgeous, isn't he? Like a naughty cloud of floof.
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He wasn't hiding it. He was storing it in a secure location.
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Same here. @orkneylibrary.bsky.social is worth a follow for their posts.
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Team building exercise.
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Oh dear. Never mind.
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Greens boosting their reputation as a NIMBY protest party.