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if you've never had cranberry bread i'm sorry but you're totally missing out dude

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thinking about getting my shit together

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saw trap where they just make a picky eater eat foods they don't like

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webfishing will fix me

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Halloween but it’s psychological horror. Some houses will tell you depressing truths or read you sad poetry instead of giving out candy. Also off-topic but almond joys are fucking awesome and people who don’t like them don’t know what they’re taking about and shouldn’t be trusted. Happy Halloween.

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playing mario kart and they aren’t voting for koopa cape. like what’s your deal man

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I'm really mccraving some mcdonalds right mcnow. Could really mcgo for one of those mcnew chicken big mcmacs. And mcmaybe some mcfries too. #burgerjoint

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Let a mug enjoy some YTP, will ya? Yet another banger I made back in 2022 that somehow brought the world together for some reason haha

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anyone else in the thick of it rn

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what if I want to spend my days SLEEPING? what if I don’t want to make an account on LINKEDIN?

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Dumbledore is an honest man who works fairly with his students.

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in order to promote the new venom movie, theatres have encouraged their employees to dip as much popcorn as possible in poison -- a rather ingenious and controversial marketing ploy.

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omori gives you 7 characters to name the protagonist and i had my lightbulb moment

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I know sauce when I see it 🔥

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was anyone else a big fan of the red balls in front of target? I wanted to take one home. Keep it as a pet. Give it a very big hamster wheel and feed it romaine lettuce.

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the government is putting chips in people? can mine be sour cream & onion?

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if anyone asks me for my number i’m telling them it’s 911

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don't wanna judge or anything but it's kinda strange how some people are obsessed with cloth gowns

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Come outside.

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I hate being bipolar it’s awesome

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A quote from omori that i find really interesting. Almost done 100%ing this john; gotta replay the game for like a fourth or fifth time to get the last couple achievements

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me trying to form a coherent sentence after drinking all the shampoo in the house

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if you've never had cranberry bread i'm sorry but you're totally missing out dude

thinking about getting my shit together

saw trap where they just make a picky eater eat foods they don't like

webfishing will fix me

playing mario kart and they aren’t voting for koopa cape. like what’s your deal man

I'm really mccraving some mcdonalds right mcnow. Could really mcgo for one of those mcnew chicken big mcmacs. And mcmaybe some mcfries too. #burgerjoint

Let a mug enjoy some YTP, will ya? Yet another banger I made back in 2022 that somehow brought the world together for some reason haha

anyone else in the thick of it rn

what if I want to spend my days SLEEPING? what if I don’t want to make an account on LINKEDIN?

Dumbledore is an honest man who works fairly with his students.

in order to promote the new venom movie, theatres have encouraged their employees to dip as much popcorn as possible in poison -- a rather ingenious and controversial marketing ploy.

omori gives you 7 characters to name the protagonist and i had my lightbulb moment

I know sauce when I see it 🔥

was anyone else a big fan of the red balls in front of target? I wanted to take one home. Keep it as a pet. Give it a very big hamster wheel and feed it romaine lettuce.

the government is putting chips in people? can mine be sour cream & onion?

if anyone asks me for my number i’m telling them it’s 911

don't wanna judge or anything but it's kinda strange how some people are obsessed with cloth gowns

Come outside.

I hate being bipolar it’s awesome

A quote from omori that i find really interesting. Almost done 100%ing this john; gotta replay the game for like a fourth or fifth time to get the last couple achievements

me trying to form a coherent sentence after drinking all the shampoo in the house

what if instead of tweeting on twitter blue sky users bleated on bluesky. like goats. the connection to butterflies is yet to be found

I've had enough. I'm summoning the goblin tonight.

they call me duck the way i mustard