dudewheresmyphone.bsky.social
I cry a lot, but I am so productive ✨No, seriously. I have mad social anxiety and ADHD lol Nobody knows me here 🤷🏻♀️
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That’s my guess. Or harvesting organ donors for himself?
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CONUS milspo here, and we also hate him lol
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Why does it look like when you comfort a child after they had an accident in their pants? 😂 hahaha
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Can somebody please do the math on if every American citizen got some of his fortune? I’m asking for a friend lol
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Dolores Umbridge af
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LFG!!!!!!
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It’s the lack of therapy and overconsumption of lead paint.
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That’s what I’m saying! My parents are hella disappointed in my cousins, but they’re like “but they’re family..” and I’m like “So they’re allowed to disrespect us and spit in the face of our immigrant family who gave them EVERYTHING !?!?” I want them to be SO uncomfortable seeing me at reunions 🖕🏻👧🏻🖕🏻
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That’s what I’m saying! How is that not terror….ible (you know what I mean?)
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Gracias a la gente de México que están luchando por nosotros aunque nuestro presidente los maltrata de cada manera.. soy muy orgullosa de venir de gente tan humilde y amorosa <3 QUE VIVA LA RAZA!!!
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*~girl dinner~*
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Oh it’s okay no worries! I’m just whining haha. Besides, I could use a T break lol
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I didn’t go to the dispo on Friday because I knew I’d be good through a 3 day weekend.. I didn’t count on being this stressed or my daughter staying home sick from school 😩
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Best part is you don’t have to figure out what to eat later, it’s already taken care of 😌
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Oops it was only like 6 years ago lol
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Ooo I like this! Reminds me of the Tati Beauty Palette from like 10 years ago!
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Omg I’m devastated…………. 😂🤷🏻♀️
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They’re trying to figure out if they will see you on Grindr later
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Aw how cool :) I only got back into TS because my at the time 3 year old heard “Shake it Off” at school a few years ago and when it came on at home once she lost her mind! Haha.. made me appreciate TS for making my daughter happy.
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Aye aye! ✨💙
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He went from couch to country.
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*heavy sigh*
*adds to cart*
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Omg someone check the temp in Hell..
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“Does your bf secretly hate you? 12 Signs You’re Dating a Narcissist”
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Let’s get as many of these out as possible right now! Only a few hours left to make sure this unhinged pick never leads our department of defense.
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At this point I’d even consider that Taylor impersonator lol
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Okay yeah, I can see superiority for sure.. I was trying to be so careful what words I used too. So it would be a reasonable statement and not a stretch haha
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On that basis, “u” are an asshole stuffed animal turtle so stfu and gtfoh lmao rotfl. L8r h8r
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Oh fuck off with your self righteousness. It was an honest mistake. You don’t see me blaming you for not informing me before, that’s how ridiculous you sound beating a dead horse. I deleted it, there is nothing I can do about it now.
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Okay let me build a Time Machine so I can go back and undo the mistake I made so you can chill the fuck out
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Fml I’m running out of places to buy things in good conscience..
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I did
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“…You know what? Hell yeah.”
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Omg yes! He was one of the last Tik Toks I watched before deleting and it was him just looking at the camera and nodding like he knew we were hurting. That got to me..
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I would paint him something with my tears to apologize hahaha
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Okay I wasn’t sure because I only had it for a couple of months and I mostly asked it astrology questions. Haha I freaked out and deleted it!
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That’s honestly what I thought would happen. I was wondering if it went down for the same “revamp” that Tik Tok got and it immediately was like “FALSE.”
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That’s a good question but it did mention “any of his inaugurations” so I assumed it knew about both..
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The gaslighting is very “toxic ex” reminiscent lol