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submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

look i got no jokes or rhododendrons for you dumbasses today, just wanted to say it was an honor for all of us to perform in arena mexico last night. it felt special. thanks, goodbye youtu.be/H84MyRfKzK0?...

submitted 9 days ago • 189 comments

happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?

submitted 26 days ago • 189 comments

A Christmas Carol but the ghosts are Scott the Woz, Scott the Is, and Scott the Soon to Be.

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

bluesky needs notifications because it should be illegal to miss a hangman page post

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

#12Large

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

“American Cartoons don’t show beautifully animated food and slice of life cozy comforts the way Ghibli films do” Oh yeh?? Then explain THIS.

submitted 91 days ago • 59 comments

Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"

submitted 102 days ago • 4 comments

i want to find a way to get myself to use bsky more. i've had an idea to discuss my favourite manga series and its animated adaptation for a while, maybe i should put some effort into doing that on here

submitted 104 days ago • 2 comments

"I dunno... I'd have to run it by the ol' ball and chain 🙄" I gesture to the masked man holding a gun who very firmly shakes his head no

submitted 116 days ago • 4 comments

Me: There's no lamb Chef: Then grill the chicken Me *shining light on chicken's face* tell us where the lamb is, you son of a bitch

submitted 233 days ago • 30 comments

[closes book, slowly removes glasses, and thoughtfully cleans them with a small cloth] I honestly don't think Waldo is in there

submitted 198 days ago • 37 comments

i keep forgetting bluesky exists

submitted 118 days ago • 1 comment

“i uh, iuh, i-i-iuhnm starting a new government agency called bofa. whatislikeuh, what isah, what is bofa you ask? bof of um erm hrm ah, like, umhrm. like. you know. likeyouknow? likeyouknow? bofa these ahahrm humha ah, bof of ah, both of the uh, the uh, the uh, the uh, the uh, the uh, you know, ha”

submitted 128 days ago • 92 comments

wolf proverb: inside you there is one guy

submitted 158 days ago • 26 comments

me: what are you doing friday jesus: dying for your sins me: oh jesus: yeah me: well what about thursday jesus: i’m washing like twelve guy’s feet me: if you don’t want to see a movie with me you can just say it

submitted 166 days ago • 10 comments

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me: html holidays for $200 ken jennings: This spring holiday uses a play on words to celebrate a film franchise based in a galaxy far, far away. me: trick or treat ken jennings. No. me: what is trick or treat me: or i mean what is halloween ken jennings. No. me: i wish there were other contestants

submitted 167 days ago • 51 comments

the following tweet is for bluesky followers only. do not distribute this tweet to other platforms johnny is a bitch

submitted 166 days ago • 4 comments

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me: time for some laundry :) laundry machine: ok :) me: ok time to dry :) dryer: i’ve invented a new knot. it transcends humanity’s current understanding of geometry. and i am testing it for the first time on your sheets

submitted 168 days ago • 10 comments