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Doctor Who?

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Thought my mom was doing the donkey show to make ends meet after dad left to get cigarettes and never came back, but then one day she told me, “Benji, if you love what you do, you’ll never work a day in your life.”

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The thing that makes the older woman fantasy so hot is that there might be Werther’s Originals involved

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Thankfully, Demon Sharks aren’t real. They seem like they’d be tasty though. #ScoobyDoo

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“I’ve spoken to our members and we’re all in agreement. We’re very well organized - ‘orcanized’, if you will, ha ha - but, yeah, just say the word and we’ll be there…”

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Sokath, his pastrami on rye. Temba with coleslaw and a pickle, arms wide.

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It was the worst of times, it was the holy smokes how much worse are things gonna get of times.

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If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural. If you're naked and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban. If you're naked and the neighbors ignore you, it's urban. If you're naked on the front porch and your neighbor is also naked, it's Florida.

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grammar was more important in the days of you’re

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I think I’m emotionally constipated. I haven’t given a shit in days.

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why musicians are...

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The video in this post is amazing! kirbymuseum.org/blogs/effect... link to the video directly. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lnvk...

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Call me sexy garlic the way I take my cloves off

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"When the director of EBS comedy programming asked me to host this show, I said 'This is a most illogical request.' She then laughed for five minutes and said 'That's exactly what we're looking for.'" - Ambassador Soval's opening monologue on SNL, November 2150 #StarTrekLore

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me: i didn't get the job wife: why not? me: something about my eyesight wife: what EXACTLY did they say? me: that i needed “adult supervision”

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I almost spilled my energon cubes.

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a designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk

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Superhero movie progression: - origin story - multiple villains - team up - universes collide - reboot

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Me watching the headlines

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I went down a Ken Garland rabbit hole. No regrets. #GraphicDesign

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me when my phone dies at 1am

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i am a mature and responsible individual who should be trusted with internet access

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What if we just decided to bring sexy back again, instead of Measles & Polio?

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A kaiju would be great right about now.

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nobody: absolutely nobody: me: it’s the creature from the black legume

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Alexa who am I, what day is it

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go, brian, go

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Imagine a Midwestern asteroid passing the earth, like “ope, I’m just gonna… skooch by ya. There we go!”

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Microwave safe? It doesn't seem like a sensible place to keep your valuables.

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The moral: curiosity kills.

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From hell's heart I skeet at thee

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No I'm not 'going through some stuff' Maureen. I'm actively trying to break my body down into its component atoms in the hope a high wind blows me across the four corners of the earth and like dust, I'm spared the misery of a sentient existence and yes, I'll have the spreadsheet finished by midday.

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Constant disgust and moral apprehension is aging me prematurely.

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Why wasn’t Wolfman Jimmy Olsen a ginger like normal Jimmy Olsen?

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There are only two types of people in this world. Those who know The Princess Bride is the greatest movie ever made, and hot mayonnaise garbage people

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this is honestly so embarrassing

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THE INSTANT KUNG-FU MAN (1975)-Never as good as kung-fu made from scratch, but much more convienent.

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“How’d that happen, Bill?” “I don’t know.” “Really?” “Yeah, I’m just stumped.”

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Why do all secondary characters from Hanna Barbera cartoons look like Richard Deacon?

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I watch “Killers from Space” for the big bugged out eyes.

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I’m at the MAD TV 30 year anniversary show at The Baked Potato on Ventura. I’m the only one here — does it start later? Little help?

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Amazing Taco bell airbrushed ad artwork by Jeff Wack (1994) #90s #art

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BREAKING: Elon Musk Names Latest Baby “Human Shield”

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No YOU should follow the directions on the package

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Hey, I found a golden ticket in my Soylent Green candy bar!

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“What time will you be back?” “It’s a crusade, Darlene, I don’t know.” “Pick up milk on your way home. 2%.” “Fine, I will if I live.“ “Don’t be so dramatic, Ronald.” “I’m not being-“ “Also some tampons.”

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Painted a boney boy

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David Bowie in an exquisite Freddie Burretti suit, with a cigarette & a sturdy cassette recorder, 1974, by Terry O’Neill.

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