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This is a pornographies website, right?

Oh. I see this is still a thing.

What the holy fuck is this

How to be a helpful husband:

Batteries are eating nat gas peakers in Cali h/t @zeitlin.bsky.social via the Odd Lots Discord. blog.gridstatus.io/caiso-batter...

Why do all the dudes on bumble say they're "planning their next adventure" fuckin, Winnie-the-Pooh soundin ass

What's kind of amazing is that we're actually living through a huge technology revolution where our entire power grid is being replaced by solar panels and battery storage and you hear less about it in the press than you did about the totally fake "tech" of NFTs

Heldesk did helping by sending a doc that instructs me to contact the help desk. 0/10

huh. uncommitteds and swings are starting to pay attention. is it nearly june? oh look, it is. how about that.

There are two types of people in this world. When you type “piri” into a search bar, it auto completed to piri piri sauce, or piriformis stretch

I report now LIVE from the stockholm Taylor Swift concert’s medical tent area. There are many injuries being treated, but most of them have to do with teenage girls’ tear ducts. More at 11, because that’s after most attendees’ bed times when the emotional violence will have ceased. Mostly.

What is it with non-UK europeans and their wanton disrespect for lines of people?

Brutalist Architecture: Because fuck you and your eyes.

Swedes and personal space: a complicated relationship* *complicated in that it is non-existent.

Me when the guy in the new Sierra gets out of his truck at the gas station to compliment my 10 year old 4Runner

Can we, as a society, stop using YMMV? It’s such a dumb thing to acronymize.

Ring Social Media now full of separate threads asking WHY WAS THIS POWER OUTAGE SO SUDDEN!?!? As if, you know, they usually happen slowly over time…

Every social media platform has a valuable purpose. Ring’s include using up your phone battery to post about a power outage DURING A POWER OUTAGE and asking “were those gunshots?” instead of calling the police thus conveying to to your community your level of racism.

Joseph McCarthy: “listen i hear you but would you tone it down with this commie bashing shit it’s getting tedious”

My problem is more the texture/mouth feel than the taste

This whole thing is funny until you reflect that it shows that cops are liars or morons or both and the media is their placid stenographers

Can’t talk, busy.

Went to a Surf Camp for a week so now my whole Identity is surfing just FYI

my dog has a cloth banana peel and her favorite thing is to lick it for 10 minutes straight and then bring it over to me, sopping wet, to play fetch. the sensation of holding it is a nightmare. the wet splat of it when I throw it, nightmare. she does not care. sicko behavior.

The students looking up the cops’ disciplinary and lawsuit histories and reading them to the cops are absolutely goddamned badass.

I love this. Both in itself, and juxtaposed to throwing batteries at Santa.

This is beautiful. I'm a little in awe of this guy.

“Do badges only look good internally? Or can you put then on your linkedin?” -Demote ahead of peers.

Was just on a call right up to the point someone thought they were muted but weren’t, and started ordering a cake on the phone. And the person running the meeting, just, tried to power through it…

Texts between Keith Davidson, the lawyer who did the hush money deals, and Dylan Howard, the top editor at the National Enquirer, as they’re realizing Trump won the 2016 election.

Mussolini memorial service. Fixed the picture.

Leg Day. Boy, I dunno.

Guys... shocking news... it is entirely possible that the guy known as "Bitcoin Jesus" was not on the up and up about paying his taxes. www.justice.gov/opa/pr/early...

Former Binance CEO Changpeng Zhao has been sentenced to four months in prison.