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dustinmar.bsky.social
Orlando Magic & Socialism
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(pissing my pants) thanks for proving my point

Call me old-fashioned, but I believe that drilling holes in human skulls allows bad spirits to escape

Art is some of the prettiest stupid bullshit out there

Surely some weapons formed against them will prosper

Sorry boss I’m crying and throwing up because of the endless crimes against the masses. I will finish my project right away

Need a woman I can call supreme leader

this town ain’t big enough for the both of us

Shot/chaser

who up thinkin about love & loss

'Tis frog season at Tapir Valley, so it's been a lot of late nights stomping around in the forest, trying not to step on snakes. The Rufous-eyed Brook Frog (Duellmanohyla rufioculis) is one of my favorites. They spend their whole lives near small creeks and springs. #frogs #amphibians #nature

Next year, let's do a funny one. a funny year

Do you guys like Caroline Polachek thats some good vocal control imo

Issuing a “hell yeah brother” to Gordy

You should only be allowed to buy this if you can prove you're a real fetishist and not just buying it because you think it's funny.

SOME DAY U'LL SING IT LOUD 1 DAY THIS WILL MAKE U PROOUDD WOAAHHHHH I KNOW

The hospital

Happy Thursday who is ready to be anxious all fucking day again

i’m here you fuckaas bitch

a big boat stuck could fix us

What’s the deal with ceaseless toil

i need $2 million so i can spend all my time making art and formulating Theories

on a hole on and just found a huge beautiful chicken of the woods! #fungi #hiking

Never forget in the story of Jesus the hero was killed by the state

Local marshes are alive with the melodious sounds of yellow-headed blackbirds, "WAA, WAAA, WAAAAAWAAAWAAAA". Kind of sounds like a rusty door hinge heard through a very loud and very staticky speaker 😂 #birds

it’s wild how the democratic party is not going to change and will continue embracing the tired centrists after a decade of losing power on all levels

We just walked out of the state of the Union. My shirt showed Trump an important message: NO KINGS LIVE HERE. In the spirit of student protestors from the Civil Rights Movement, I’m proud to have protested and walked out with many of my colleagues. This is NOT a normal time.

Do not get chickens, let’s face it, most of y’all know nothin about raising chickens and aren’t hooked into agriculture and zoonotic infectious disease alerts. 🚨

wishing i was blue raspberry

Every stupid university that unleashed militarized police on legal protestors set up the foundations for the violent persecution of free speech that’s about to come.

It's always funny watching windows go through the five stages of grief whenever I install chrome

Brb redoing the family budget now that we’re paying 25% more Canadian Fentanyl

25% tariffs??? Jesus christ. Canadian fentanyl is expensive enough as it is!

Every time I tell a girl I was born in March she gets scared because of astrology.

i want to see this energy and not a scintilla less

ay lmao

Bullying works, keep going

cluster /b/ personality disorders

confiscated my dad's shitty old guns because he's too loony to be trusted with them anymore. glad we got them first because my mom's plan had been to take them over to the sheriffs. uhh i think they have plenty ???

oomfs wished for my death 6 times now this is absurd im literally a sweetheart

this is ridiculous