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I definitely had this exact Ninja Turtles box and have vivid memories of eating Spaghettios out of the little included Thermos (probably not an actual Thermos) But the one lunchbox I cherished above all others was Gilbert the fish:

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It’s Random Game Saturday: Special Sunday Edition! Forgot to post a game yesterday, so here’s two to make up for it. Unfortunately, they are both Shadowgate for the NES.

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WYOMING: “Thank you, Madam chairman.” “I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.” “Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”

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A cool benefit of living through the present era is when the cannibal times come the stresses of the 2020s will have rendered my meat leathery and inedible

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I’m done telling people I’m sorry when their loved ones pass away. From now on I am congratulating them for moseyin’ on up to that Long Beef Rodeo in the sky

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Any time some rock star or whatever starts writing comics or directing movies or some shit I’m like hell yes. The rule should be if a person is famous enough they get to just try out any job they want regardless of qualifications. Your husband’s vasectomy will be performed by Bruce Dern

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Inside of you are two wolves. One of them is dressed as your grandmother and the other goes AWOOOOOGA when a pretty girl walks by. All human actions can be explained by this

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Captain Pike inventing the Jim Halpert wry look to camera

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The lack of commitment Steve Bannon put into that halfhearted sieg heil should dispel any notion that these people are actually doing some innocent, coincidentally Nazi-adjacent maneuver. Guy approached that move with the energy of an eight-year-old testing out his first cuss in front of his parents

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Now I gotta worry about Land Meghans on top of everything else that’s going on?

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Dude, what the FUCK is going on in this Netflix OJ Simpson docuseries?

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Between the weird mushrooms all over Avowed and the NPCs disdainfully referring to me as an outlander, I reckon I’m just one cat man yelling, “DIE, FETCHER!” from all my Morrowind remake fantasies becoming reality

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As a card-carrying Yoshi’s Island sicko, I gotta say the Yoshi’s Island track they did for the Mario Kart 8 Deluxe DLC is pure magic. It’s just overflowing with clever little tributes to an SNES game a whole lot of people don’t even like very much! Nintendo at their best.

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Jay-Z absolutely fuming because Austin Powers hit it first

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losing my mind over this

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Guy on r/streetfighter picked maybe the worst tattoo you could possibly get from the series lol

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There have been a lot of ups and downs in the MCU, but Captain America: Brave New World is the first one I walked out of saying, “That was pretty bad!” Just a confusing, patchwork movie. One minute it’s an embarrassing FMV game from the 90’s, the next it’s a real film all of a sudden.

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Never tried the full game, but at E3 one year they had demos you could stick on your DS via Download Play, Electroplankton being one of them. Since you could keep playing so long as you never switched off the system, I kept my DS on for several months. Felt like getting away with something

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It’s Saturday. Random game time. Today I have Spot: The Video Game for the NES. Note this is not Cool Spot, the mediocre platformer also starring 7UP’s mascot. No, Spot is actually a pretty fun multiplayer puzzler in the style of tabletop games like Othello or Reversi. A real overlooked classic.

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Was just reminded that the reason Miles Morales exists in the current Marvel comics universe — perhaps the only reason that universe exists at all — is because he fed the right person an extremely old burger he had in his pocket

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Demolition is all fun and games until you accidentally sledgehammer some load-bearing humans

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The Ringo Starr “no more fan mail” video except it’s Luigi Mangione begging us to be more selective when we send him photos of our no no squares Peace and love, peace and love

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UFO 50 is game of the year material as traditionally defined but also in the sense that you could spend a full calendar year playing no other games besides UFO 50 and still think, “Hell of a year for video games.”

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tfw cashier at the grocery store gave my $10 carton of eggs a forceful slide down the counter and I helplessly watched it pinball against the sides

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#NoContextValentine

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Post you from a different era.

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Does anyone know the status of Jimmy Fallon’s apes? This is an emergency

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I’m watching this PlayStation thing but I already know nobody’s ever going to make another Parappa or Parasite Eve, so what’s the point

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a post of mine gets one like “Wow! This is really starting to do number.”

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Obviously the brands are going to do what the brands are going to do, but that intersecting with "hello, yes, I'm here to tell you that this popular singer is a pedophile" is bananas.

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Lauren Boebert Caught Giving Footjob to Crypt Keeper Under Waffle House Table

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