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Glad the courtroom photographer snuck a Luigi feet pic

editing the vine boom into noir snappy insult dialogue

This is an idea I’ve always thought about, I’m glad a company finally did it!! As someone who’s never been able to afford an Amtrak bedroom, are whole bedrooms really necessary? Why can’t we just use the little pods that airplanes have

gotta work with what we have

well thankfully Biden didn't do anything as disruptive as fire DeJoy

A billion dollars? Good lord we're getting a half dozen spinoff series a year

drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

wow so glad he didn't trip and fall

I hear the new Bond girl is called Alexa Ordermorestuff

difficult to pick a worst sentence from here

thank u, Emilia Perez 🫡

old James Bond was too woke (Roger Moore in For Your Eyes Only repeatedly tells a female character she's too young for him)

Schumer's strategy on cabinet nominees did not work.

New Bluesky feature makes you watch an hour of MSNBC before replying

multiverse James Bond, using AI to bring back Sean Connery and Roger Moore and deage the other four

it was like a week ago but Trump wondering aloud if China was in BRICS... maybe he thought it was Canada?

they didn't even have the rainbow nutcracker last christmas, and that came after them siloing pride merch-- I frankly wasn't expecting them to have any this year regardless: how are these people so mad? you won!

The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"

oh, well, this sucks

it really pisses me off that the guy doing all of the monarchyposting is the former head of the Tea Party Express yeah in 2010 no no there's really this legitimate concern that Obama is appointing too many "czars"

GUUUUUUUURL I JUST FOUND OUT MY FINSTA POSTS HAVE BEEN CROSS POSTING TO MY OLD FACEBOOK WITH FAMILY

This made me think... has Drake said anything? If so I couldn't find it from a quick look

Very funny when it was 2nd by like $100 million

Republicans are traitors who support a tyrant. People are saying it more and more.

John Roberts will perform the coronation ceremony, a role he demanded July 1, 2024

Political liberalism has a lot of flaws but one of the cool things about it is how it's constructed around the insight that monarchy is a fundamental affront to human dignity 👍

down with the monarchy

is that good

Not that it would have made a difference to Trump but not having congestion pricing up and running for eight months means it hasn’t had the time it needs to build as much political support as possible. It’s getting there but it would be nice to have more allies right now fighting to keep it alive.