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Took today off just so I could visit my favorite used bookstore. It’s a drive, but it’s worth it. (And yes, I found a treasure trove of Goosebumps. I’m 90s kid, dammit.) #booksky

Baseball is back. I’m not saying this will single-handedly make me happy, but it will certainly give me something to focus on instead of [gestures broadly].

Happy #OpeningDay to all who celebrate! Baseball is back, and we all get to pretend like maybe things won’t be as bad as we know they’re going to be!

Hopefully that Thor died off-screen. You had 2 good Thor movies: Ragnarok is brilliant. Half of the first one is good, and whatever movie Christian Bale thought he was making. That’s two good movies total, out of four. Let. It. Go. Free Hemsworth up to take risks like Furiosa again.

I’m Busy.

You chose sides. You can always renounce. This stopped being a political issue a decade ago. You’ve had ten years to renounce the burgeoning nazism in this country. You chose not to. So fuck you and your Nazi cronies.

I'm not normally a proponent of any kind of violence. I'm still not. But, I mean...we may be getting there.

They lost their savings investing in Trump’s meme coin, and their Medicaid benefits will be slashed in Trump’s new budget. Now they’re in a financial hole, and there’s only one person they trust to get them out: Donald Trump.

Today I was so furious about what is going on in the country that I turned off my Hillbilly Elegy audiobook, got out of my Tesla, and called my Senator and told him to vote "present" on the continuing resolution.

Look, I know Trump doesn’t exactly exude professionalism. But Warren Harding once excused himself from a meeting and urinated in a White House fireplace. If Trump does that, I will show all due respect.

Every chip company executive: "I want to make a cheeseburger flavored chip." Employee: "So ketchup and dill pickle?" Executive: "Of course ketchup and dill pickle, you idiot. Is there anything else on a cheeseburger? You dolt. You moron. You absolute buffoon."

JD Vance is a man that should have been an email.

We've strayed from Idiocracy and have wandered into Rosemary's Baby.

That’s…quite a feat.

Honestly, the most relatable thing about Trump is his posture. Me too, fascist rapist racist dickwad. Me too.

On the bright side, I've never felt more qualified than literally every single member of an administration and whatnot.

Twice in the past week I’ve noticed a deer on a hill in the woods, watching me. Both times this was preceded by the cries of two red-tail hawks. Maybe it’s all the Twin Peaks I’ve been watching, but I find this très creepy.

So people who are members of an official Nazi Party shouldn’t call themselves Nazis? Oddly the one area I’d agree with them on: they’re fucking Nazis.

I literally just thought "impossible, I thought this came out my senior year of high school!" Then I remembered the goddamn reunion is this year.

“Brainerd Road/Kingfisher Blues” by Roger Alan Wade. Perfection. Also “Scenes From an Italian Restaurant” by Billy Joel, but I feel that’s an obvious choice.

Dolphins.

David Lynch, flirting just like me: "HELLO! I WAS WONDERING IF I MIGHT TROUBLE YOU FOR A CUP OF STRONG BLACK COFFEE AND IN THE PROCESS ENGAGE YOU WITH AN ANECDOTE OF NO SMALL AMUSEMENT!"

I didn't take PTO tomorrow so I could do a Twin Peaks binge tonight, it just worked out that way.

Happy #caturday to this little hellspawn.

Last night I had a dream where I was part of the Avengers and Red Hulk was beating the absolute shit out of us in my town square. Being an adult is awesome.

This hurts my back and joints.

Glad The Last Of Us is coming back because it’ll be relaxing to watch a future less bleak than ours.

Check out my story "Nashville by the Way" in Rural Fiction Magazine: ruralfictionmagazine.com/2025/02/12/n...

Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private email server or Elon Musk giving full access to all government information to a nineteen-year old named Big Balls with ties to a child pornography collective known for its extortion techniques, both sides have played loose with security.

He’s probably just gonna hang around frustrated until he’s blue in the face.

I assume the Oscars didn't nominate Denzel Washington for Best Supporting Actor for Gladiator II because they're just gonna rename the award after him in honor of his performance.

I live in Mary Miller's district, and even some Trumpers think she's an ass.

Bamboo Sharks.

My library had its first book sale since I started using this site. So: obligatory library book sale pic. #booksky

It will be my honor to remake US passenger aviation in the image of SpaceX, which hasn’t had a rocket explode in over three weeks. by Elon Musk

Went to my parents' house for dinner. As I was leaving, the radio started playing Chris Isaak's "Wicked Games." I felt like I was leaving a heist in a David Lynch film.