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Aimee Lou Wood as Eliza Dolittle when?

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

Why would I watch the Oscars when I could watch old episodes of Perfect Strangers instead?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

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Hey everyone -- Moms of Liberty and Dept of Education launched a snitch line portal today to rat out teachers and anyone promoting anything DEI. FLOOD THE PORTAL Spam the hell out of it. Pass it on! It works! enddei.ed.gov

submitted 4 days ago • 769 comments

Never thought I’d be horny for Ed Begley Jr. but I saw She-Devil tonight and here we are.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I call dibs on the Medicare for All number.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Bless the little Easter egg at the end of Paddington in Peru.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

SNL 50 was a nice reminder that no one on my iO improv team got famous.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

submitted 19 days ago • 308 comments

We only know this man is in Gitmo because Noem tweeted a propaganda photo that included him and his sister saw it. He has no criminal record. He entered the US in January and immediately made an appointment with CBP to claim asylum. They sent him to a concentration camp bc of his basketball tattoo.

submitted 19 days ago • 740 comments

REGISTER AS A DEMOCRAT IF YOU LIVE IN NYC SO YOU CAN HELP US PRIMARY ERIC ADAMS OUT OF OFFICE.

submitted 20 days ago • 4 comments

I’m pretty sure Real Woman Have Curves has spent their entire marketing budget on Instagram ads targeted only to me.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I love that the first French person who put berries on yogurt was like, “This is perfect…wait a minute!”

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

We’ve had a run of non-problematic Dyans so far.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Just sent a calendar invite to catch up with a childhood friend, in case anyone was wondering when whimsy died.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

A night out dancing to Glamorous (feat. Ludacris) in a peplum going out top would cure my depression.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Drake meme with “saying you burned the salmon” on the one side where he’s like “nah” and “saying you made blackened salmon” on the one side where he’s like “yeah.”

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Anytime someone sends me a TikTok of someone I used to do comedy with

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

If you see this, post a fictional artist/band that you would love to see live.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Decided that 6:24 was an appropriate time to go to bed tonight.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

I had a relative compelled into service to the enemy. He mistranslated all the manuals for captured equipment so that The Thing Don't Work. Mistranslate the manuals, whatever that means for you.

submitted 40 days ago • 21 comments

"I'm willing to find common ground with fascists so long as a small number of drivers aren't charged $9 to bring their cars into the densest, most transit-rich city in the country" is a terrible look for Democrats.

submitted 42 days ago • 25 comments

If you see that TikTok message about Dear Leader and are still gonna use it when it comes back, I don’t know what to tell you.

submitted 44 days ago • 40 comments

However much you hate billionaire tech bros, you don't hate them enough, frankly

submitted 43 days ago • 18 comments

This is the GOP’s long con on full display.

submitted 43 days ago • 920 comments

Finally deleted my Facebook account. Happy to answer any questions about how it feels to be a modern day hero.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

The only thing keeping me from leaving completely is my neighborhood “Buy Nothing” and “Being Neighborly” groups.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Is Bob Dylan’s Candy Bar anything?

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

How do I reconcile my desire to not be the center of attention with my insatiable need to stroll down the Jennifer Hudson Show soul train line??

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Pretty much sums up the approach of the tech industry now – trying to force us to accept a thing that is unnecessary and also looks like ass, and that was generated through theft of labor and intellectual property

submitted 56 days ago • 12 comments

starting the year with one of my fav lines from Chandrashekhar Azad "what we are to face has been faced a thousand times and it has been defeated a thousand times before, we are merely those called to now carry on a tradition."

submitted 61 days ago • 35 comments

Compulsive Bowlers, the Rent fan boards

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

You had to take Linda Lavin from us now, when we most needed her??

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Name one actor whose movies you’ll watch simply because they are in them.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

We all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

“You will be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

A family launched a GoFundMe to pay for a prosthetic arm for their 9 year old. This isn't a feel good story. She was denied a prosthetic arm by her health insurance company because it wasn't "medically necessary." This is a story about our healthcare system and corporate greed.

submitted 69 days ago • 20 comments