dylanbeatt.ie
coder • speaker • musician • MS MVP • creator of @codewithrockstar.com • founder of @linebreakers.band • organiser of @ldnug.org • fun stuff: dylanbeattie.net • work stuff: ursatile.com • he/him • 🥔
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If they’re pronouncing it “troosers”, the answer to “what’s actually deep-fried” is… everything. It’s all deep fried. All of it.
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Did you… did you make grilled cheese in the trouser press?
Peter.
We talked about this.
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No, for ironing clothes. Obviously.
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"Hey! You bought a toaster! I see you're getting into toasters! Here's a bunch of toasters! Buy toasters! All the toasters! HEY EVERYBODY, THIS GUY'S INTO TOASTERS!"
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Something about the title they chose for their publication makes me question their impartiality in this particular matter.
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…genuinely laughed out loud at that. Excellent work.
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Those are the animal’s own teeth. Imagine that… you get shot, butchered, your jawbone pushed OUT of your own anus, and your career in showbusiness is only just beginning!
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Batsman
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It said “ruin a movie”, not “make it awesome”
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Star Warts
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Dad's Boot
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Mad Max: Furry Road
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Dunning-Kruger: when people who don't know their shit don't know they're shit...
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a service worker calling you “we” instead of addressing you as “you” — the normal word, treated as too presumptuous — is flattery EVEN IF THEY ARE BEING AN ACID BITCH
flattery is a power structure.
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For the record I think Peter’s “97 Jokes Every Programmer Should Know” concept is one of the best ideas I’ve ever heard and I would absolutely love to help make this into a real book.
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If anything from the talk helps you pass the exam, my time on this planet has been well spent. 🤘🏼
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Thank you! ❤️
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That exact phenomenon was what inspired the observation. Optimus Prime just has much better sound effects.
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The voices in your head? Me. All me.
🤣
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Not a video, a blog post:
dylanbeattie.net/2025/04/11/t...
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Id has a lowercase “d” in JavaScript and an uppercase “D” in C#. You can’t win.