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Believe it or not, the guy who voiced the Bop-It! is actually a sub

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

DATE: So what do you do? ME: I race cars. HER: That’s so cool. Have you won many races? ME: No, the cars are much faster.

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

Idea for a TV spinoff: "InternET", a story about the weird little alien who gets roped into an unpaid position getting coffee and picking up dry cleaning for some big shot on Wall Street

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

If Jesus Christ was alive today, he would 100% have a podcast

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

There is a vas deferens between cum and pee

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

e=π=√10=3

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Just got called a faggot on the streets of SF, happy pride month yall

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Remembering the time Facebook added a Pride react and I used it on every post I saw for a full month. My ex girlfriend texted me after 4 years of not speaking to tell me her parents got mad at her for having a "gay flag on her post"

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Looks like I had one (1) relatively popular skeet take off out of the blue, the weekend I was off my phone. There is something to learn here. I will not learn it

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Molasses is great, but ya gotta wonder how much better the rest of the mole would taste

submitted 32 days ago • 5 comments

Whoever decided to name the service entrance to the sewers a "man hole" was down so catastrophically bad

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

If you phonetically transcribed the speech of a cat, it would have lots of tildes and umlauts

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Breaking: Theater Kid Turns It Off For Once

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

Fuck, it stops raining, just when I'm finally ready to open my gaping maw to the sky and drown

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

im a progressive, my posts get progressively worse

submitted 147 days ago • 3 comments