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How may I direct your call?
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"What is this, a Police State?"
*checks notes*
"oh"
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Yeah, absolutely. I think for minutae it's a good way to live. For life-altering or systemic problems, it is bad or impossible to simply live in the moment
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This feels true in, like, a very limited scope.
It obviously is not useful for anything actionable (you should use your past to grow and try to make a better future) but good for when I remember the time at 10 years old I wrote a Valentine that said "I love you" on the front & "Just Kidding!" inside
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I was replying to someone calling themselves "Dented Camry Bumper". By your logic, the peak of their existence was a fender bender
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Are you not a toilet operator? Personally I learned to use a toilet before a keyboard. It never occurred to me I could just shit my pants every day into adulthood
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Congratulations, you're all nobodies
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Amazing to see the target demographic for Soylent out in the wild
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"People hate me because I'm honest" loosely translates to "I say whatever cruel things pop into my head even when their only function is to make everyone feel worse"
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Often it feels like it's less about seeing the endpoints of each individual filament and more about being shown that you're within a dense, interconnected web.
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You're on the right side of history with this pie. In 20 years when this is a divisive pizza shop staple, we'll have you to thank
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I hate it when children materialize from thin air in the middle of the road. Generally they're on the side first, and if you have any situational awareness, you slow down if they look like they're going into the road.
Still unclear how your apologetics are related to pinning this on the parents.
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So true, bestie. If I saw a child walk into the street two houses down from me, I would simply keep going straight forward directly into them. Cars only move in one direction, after all
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It's the immersive experience. If you play this long enough at night, you get approached by actual street fighters
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Looked it up and it has about half the sugar per ounce as Coca-Cola (18g/12oz instead of like 38g). I feel like the dairy lobby really got its hooks in us early with all those posters
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Genuine question: is that better for you?
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How is gazpacho a *FRUIT soup. Jeez, I really bungled this joke; unfortunately distracted by the horrible racket from the cucumber infestation in my attic
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How is gazpacho a soup? Everyone knows that cucumbers are technically arthropods
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Mathematicians hate this, but π²=10 to a greater precision than most engineers care about for general applications
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Literally nobody but you was talking about voting. The OP was criticising Dem's enthusiastic leaning in towards institutionalized transphobia, and your response was a non-sequitur about how they're the only people to vote for that aren't Republicans.
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What's your point here? Since when did the "Sic Semper Tyrannis" in your bio translate to "uncritically support the lesser of two evils as they remain complicit in atrocities"?
Forgive me, my Latin isn't what it used to be.
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I mean, I also have issues with the government having *even more* cameras tracking me on a daily basis. I already found a couple police drones at my apartment complex a few weeks ago looking in people's windows
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That's so disgusting. Another example of making things worse for everyone to generate more short-term revenue and calling it progress
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This is a case where accessibility features aimed at one group (in this case the hearing impaired) benefit all of us. Occasionally there will be a word or phrase that I just cannot parse and I'll turn on CC just so I can figure it out
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The truck to achieving this is to start with 0 teeth
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People think I'm jealous of the ultra wealthy because I believe that there should not be a single mega yacht in the world while there is a single person starving to death or dying of easily treatable illness. That level of excess and greed belies a sickness of the soul
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From personal experience, I can say it tends to be a repressive effect if taken at around the same time.
I once took my meds and had an orange for breakfast, and found this out on Google after trying to figure out why my brain cells weren't coordinating
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Weirdly, citrus inhibits the absorption of ADHD stimulant meds and decreases their effectiveness, so this is probably bad advice if you're doing amphetamines
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I thought YouTube stopped allowing community closed captions awhile ago and now just relied on AI to do it? (This comes with its own massive set of problems, but being overly cheeky is not one of them.) Any human-written captions now are author-supplied, I believe
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Genuinely baffled by how people saw this. One like is by a follower of mine and zero reposts by anyone I've ever interacted with
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Mexicans have tried with great results
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It's the filter of time. For every great game from a given year, there are lots that have been forgotten for being bad. But now for AAA games, everything wants to be a live service with microtransactions to maximize revenue
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Dowsing (in a nice horseradish aioli) rods
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It would be so nice if everyone didn't have to repeatedly mash the "do not contribute to the destruction of our planet" button every moment of the day or else have to sit with the guilt that we should be mashing that button
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Sorry, I'm being held in captivity and forced to watch Glee
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This might inadvertently lead cops to think they can sample large amounts of fentanyl without worrying when they come across it in the wild, which would be [REDACTED]