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*Wisconsinite that's too into the Illinois boarder rivalry* We ALMOST had a Milwaukee pope but because he was a boss that cared about employee logistics they declared him "too much of a team player" and made a whole legal case of it.

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American Pope

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WHITE SMOKE The Conclave has decided Smoking Popes still need you around

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They say you don't miss the water until the well runs dry but here in LA the wells being dry is still not stopping people from complaining about the very slight amount of rain we are getting

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My good deed for the day was not telling the producer I was giving an office tour to that the same year they started with the company was the same year I graduated high school.

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Sinners post-credit scene should have teased these three for the sequel

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Love rooting for a team who's Wikipedia resembles that of a failed Marxist state. Go Bucks!

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He's going to do a Fitzcarraldo and drag a boat through Fraizer Park

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There is a type of sickness that affects pundits that sadly can only be cured with a sack of soda cans to the dome.

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Oh you're a Conclave fan? Name 254 Popes.

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Marx's description of the French revolution of 1848 and the resulting liberal alliance with the Party of Order to better align with rural attitudes of urban chaos leading to the reinstatement of a reactionary government of known morons is more predictive than anything Stancil has ever said.

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Pleas God it would be so funny

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attention losers: there will always be a job for you in america

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Most of the 4chan leak stuff is fake don't share it. Unless it's funny then spread that shit around. Make up more stuff even.

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This is every episode of The Pitt

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Cancer robbed us of Peak Comedy Val. PCV would have stopped all of this.

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Let's remember some guys Greg Vaughn Bob Sura Icky Woods Raul Mondesi Tyreke Evans Jeremy Shockey Mark Loretta Hedo Turkoglu David Boston Priest Holmes Anton Apollo Ono JJ Hardy Morton Anderson Dick Trickle Yi Jialan Eric Gange Mike Alstott Warren Spahn Magnus Von Magnuson Fred McGriff Barry Zito

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Red at night, sailors delight. Red in the morning, also a delight.

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