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You got me cumming like every day is December 1st

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Stephen Miller Enraged After Discovering Cantaloupe He’s Fucking From Mexico

submitted 29 days ago • 198 comments

Cacio E pepe? In questa economia?

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Millions of federal workers are subject to drug tests; why not require members of congress to take cognitive fitness tests

submitted 37 days ago • 153 comments

There's a way for drake to come back from this and that is to make a ska record

submitted 37 days ago • 163 comments

gravity is doing a better job opposing the GOP than the Democrats are

submitted 42 days ago • 78 comments

#MovieOopsie David Cronenberg’s The Fly is about a guy who takes on the traits of a fly, not the other way around. So it should be called The Guy.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

this year the super bowl is going to be broadcast live on television. don’t be surprised to see television sales shoot through the roof in the coming weeks

submitted 63 days ago • 55 comments

Here for a long time. Hopefully a miserable one.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Ugh. Still writing 2023 on my penis tattoo that’s taking over a year to complete.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

irony found dead in the gutter

submitted 90 days ago • 119 comments

Seen this guy before and he does good and heartfelt protest music, this is good. as as an aside: when we have a robust underground trading cheap physical formats (cassettes, cd-rs, mixes) then no company can ban our stuff and we also forge bonds of solidarity and community ask me how I know

submitted 99 days ago • 15 comments

United CEO Andrew Witty gave an address to the company today (leaked to me), telling employees "we guard against...unnecessary care" and that "There are very few people in the history of the U. S. healthcare industry who had a bigger positive effect on American healthcare than Brian [Thompson]."

submitted 103 days ago • 988 comments

"Santa isn't real" people think it's more likely that there's a worldwide conspiracy of parents than for a man to deliver some packages. What else do you think is fake? FedEx?

submitted 108 days ago • 47 comments

submitted 108 days ago • 89 comments

shoplifting should take the place fishing used to occupy in our culture. avis of us wearing wraparound oakleys holding up cool stuff we stole, novelty "gone shopliftin'" door signs, that kind of stuff

submitted 109 days ago • 131 comments

Gen Z detective arriving at the scene of the crime: What are the vibes

submitted 110 days ago • 105 comments

I think when this David Lynch fella was traveling from Mulholland Drive to the Inland Empire, he musta taken the Lost Highway.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

If I were the Bene Gesserit I would find less fucked up ways of doing things

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

You really gotta mute the name of this app on this app so that you only see around half of the boosted posts about this app.

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submitted 118 days ago • 863 comments

top 10 simpsons moments 10. homer in space 9. bart prank calls moe 8. grandpa simpson falls asleep 7. bart and lisa 6. steamed food 5. cashier scans maggie at register 4. skateboarding bart 3. the simpsons on dvd 2. homer has a TRULY memorable moment 1. mr. burn

submitted 121 days ago • 537 comments

@blankcheck.bsky.social Finally getting around to Twin Peaks The Return and it’s incredible

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

Why Mirabel this tea is divine! It’s simply given me cause to fail No Nut November.

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments