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dyslexia-victim.bsky.social
Artist from Michigan
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I found where they’re conserving you

Yup.

discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way

she made the greatest posting mistake you can make, acknowledging a dunk on you like this

The 'find out' phase is here.

This is how Steve Bannon ended his CPAC speech.

I knew the cops were protecting the nazis on the overpass but it looks like they were directly working with them

I work at a small tattoo shop Latino owned and operated. I hope that Trump and his lackeys meet that fabled "Fate worse than death"

uh oh boys trouble in paradise

I like all my trans homies and if you don't, fuck you :)

I'm in the strange limbo of "Am I hungry? is my stomach upset? Both? Is my stomach upset because I'm hungry?"

trumpflation-demic

look at this little guy

How working at the tattoo shop feels

Received a letter from POTUS today purporting to remove me as Commissioner and Chair of the FEC. There's a legal way to replace FEC commissioners-this isn't it. I've been so fortunate to serve the American people and stir up some good trouble along the way. That's not changing anytime soon.

I feel like people are really missing that DEI Includes veterans. If you're a veteran and you checked that little box on an application you are the DEI hire. You are literally a tax break for some companies.

Dear Canada and Mexico, We’re so, so sorry. — Sane America

When I was a Hill staffer in 2009, a Dem trifecta was trying to pass universal healthcare. In response, Senate GOP released a memo detailing all of the tactics they in the minority could use to delay the effort as much as possible. I'm recirculating that 2009 GOP memo here. Take inspiration from it.

America is being dismantled and destroyed by Robber Baron Brown Shirts! No one is coming to save us! We must stand United and fight them at every turn! Pass it on!

If the FAA director got fired over a business beef AND there was an air traffic controller hiring freeze despite huge shortages AND a chaotic blitz to hollow out federal bureaucracy, and then within a week the first American airliner crashes in 16 years, you would be insane not to talk about it all.

Using dude wipes till my ass grows a goatee

We have to hear about Elon Musk far too much for a person so vulnerable to bullets.

Ketamine is a hell of a drug.

The cringe is in the mirror, JD

Balatro be like

There should be two separate classes of home owners, those who shovel their sidewalk and those who don't.

Y'all ever crack your neck so well you can feel the juices flow?

Today be worse than you were yesterday. Actively become the antagonist in someone's story.

Me: when you nut but she keep sucking Bsky guy: you know what sucks? Gerrymandering

I think an event in my life that makes me who I am today, is definitely two girls one cup. I've never thought pure thoughts since.

My message to Zuck

Outrageous! This needs to blow up. They want to throw out 60,000 votes and steal the state Supreme Court election in NC!

Does anyone have any idea if we can get community notes and fact checking on blue sky. Fuck Zuckerberg.

You'd think that at this point ai would be used to moderate and check content for racism, fascism, or others forms hate related content. Instead it's used to make happy go lucky influencers like we don't already have a fuckin million of them.

I'm starting to like and share thirst traps because it's the only damn thing that keeps fuckin Incel and Red Pill shit off my reels.

I alone stay my vigil at the front of the castle. (I'm working the counter at work) I'll stand stalwart against any foul invader that dares trespass into my lands. (I have to talk to customers. )

Imagine owning your own social media platform. Tearing down all basic fundamentals for content moderation being left with Nazis, Conservatives, and generally the most miserable fucks. Begging for them to make nice haha stuff.

I want U.S Citizens to be able to arm themselves with the same gear the military does. I just want my own McDonald's War or Battle at BlackRock

I really hope those goobers ignore the bird flue. Please go out eat the Costco eggs, drink raw milk, and gather in large groups preferably with no protection from airborne illness.