Me: when you nut but she keep sucking Bsky guy: you know what sucks? Gerrymandering - ThreadSky

murderxbryan.bsky.social • 46 days ago

Me: when you nut but she keep sucking

Bsky guy: you know what sucks? Gerrymandering

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captainpunch.bsky.social•46 days ago

You know what gerrymanders? Corrupt political institutions when they gain majorities.

captainpunch.bsky.social•46 days ago

*finger guns*

watchreader.bsky.social•46 days ago

You’re both right!

mitskimask.bsky.social•46 days ago

Well he ain't wrong.

notryanmcd.bsky.social•46 days ago

On Twitter, porny stuff gets spammed under every post. On here, it's sort of the opposite. Something profound under everything

rabbitwitch.bsky.social•46 days ago

my father died from being oversucked :((

88corbs.bsky.social•46 days ago

Died doing what he loved?

88corbs.bsky.social•46 days ago

Gerrymandering 100000% worse than having your dick in a mouth, regardless of timing.

Srsly dude…

respecthaver.bsky.social•45 days ago

Just because there's a genocide going on that's no reason to be a pottymouth.

stochasticooze.bsky.social•46 days ago

I mean

He's not wrong

hollymouse.bsky.social•46 days ago

She Gerry my mander

smams.bsky.social•46 days ago

This is an interesting dissection of the sincere but unintelligent and one-sided conversations that so often happen on this app.

ifight4them.bsky.social•46 days ago

This is an advertisement for Bluesky guys.

byanyotherrose.bsky.social•45 days ago

Bluesky people are either still angry about Citizens United, or are doing Someecards "Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee" shit

raoulduke1976.bsky.social•46 days ago

3 hours is a long time

chirurgic.bsky.social•46 days ago

Sucking what?

You actually think blowjobs are real???

notwes.bsky.social•46 days ago

akshually 🤓 on bsky you call it Jerrymandering

👉 @jcsalterego.bsky.social 👈

chrisvalleqatsi.bsky.social•46 days ago

Like they gerrymandered the West Bank?! 😨

cardboardrevolution.com•46 days ago

Twitter guy: you know what sucks? (Insert minority here).

nearzone.bsky.social•46 days ago

when you nut but she keep gerrymandering

88corbs.bsky.social•46 days ago

Thats literally the summation of American History- 1946 to Present Day

chessercat.bsky.social•46 days ago

^^ 1791 to present day

the hundred or so men in Jamestown in 1607 were probably horse trading votes, blackballing men they didn’t like, and jockeying for position on the governor’s council.

the location of your hovel within the fort was some weird combo of blow job + gerrymandering + the lottery

justkiddingsimmons.bsky.social•46 days ago

Nancy Regan

yeahrightdude.com•46 days ago

If you're sucking on her titties what the heck is she sucking on??

deinostinkus.bsky.social•46 days ago

hair

stanharris.bsky.social•46 days ago

Fr. I came here and immediately muted words like "trump" or "elon" but it's still everywhere. How do I curb this for my feed ?

wormodyssey.bsky.social•46 days ago

Sigh I wish people would have more conversations about the state of the world. Small talk is so shallow

tsal.outof.coffee•46 days ago

You are not wrong, and it does happen here, but folks also want to sometimes forget about the state of the world.

Being human means knowing when to step away from the hard stuff, and when to engage with it.

wormodyssey.bsky.social•46 days ago

This a joke friend

tsal.outof.coffee•46 days ago

oh so that's what whizzed over my head. thank you!

seitzbg.salty.house•46 days ago

Truth

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