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I’m 99% certain we’re going to see thunderbolts but we’ve been in the car five minutes and my aunt and uncle are already bickering

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Happy Birthday Sam Heughan!

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Who, in your opinion, is the best actress alive? (Like not the one you like the most or connect to the most, but objectively who has the most talent and who just crushes every role). Mine is Angelina Jolie. She is unmatched.

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fuck john cena actually

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

me, after every episode of black mirror even though I’ve been watching this shit for seven seasons: wowwwww that’s fucked up

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

does anyone wanna play fortnite with me?? I’m earpsfrasers

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

since all the gamerbros are complaining about sabrina in fortnite I decided I'm gonna download the game, buy the skin and do stupid shit to piss them off more because MEN SUCK.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

people in your late 20s/early thirties: do you get wedding invites from your high school friends? I've only had one wedding invite ever and it was the girl who took notes for me in college. (I couldn't go but I sent them a gift). I feel like I'm the only one who has to watch this shit through FB.

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

I’m watching my big fat greek wedding and it just dawned on me I’m almost the age Toula is (30) and I used to watch this as a kid.

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just my luck I’m seated next to fucking komets fans on the first hockey game I’ve been to all season

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ok I hate anxiety bc why am I freaking out about going on vacation to the same exact place to do the same exact fucking thing we do not once but TWICE a year? the stupidity of my mental illness is not lost on me.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

are you even bi if you weren't really close with your favorite english teacher in high school?

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

i know y'all love to hate on selena and I wouldn't call myself a stan but I already think this album HITS so hard and it's not even out yet

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

unpopular opinion but I am: SEATED. GIVE IT TO ME NOW.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

no but if hozier wrote a song about fucking in LA I just know that shit would HIT

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I know throughout the whole song I was like y'all...y'all really went all the way there, didn't you? goddamn.

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

what is it with singers and writing songs about wanting to fuck in public in LA? first we had demi with CITY OF ANGELS and now we got selena and benny with Sunset Blvd...like what is in the water over there dude? 😂

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

what gets me is he didn’t even attempt to differentiate them in any way whatsoever. 😂

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

I hate the way my brain works. I’m eating raviolis for dinner and my brain went ✨ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli✨ like in spongebob

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you know how in the movie "titanic" the boat spent like two hours wallowing and slowly sinking after it hit the iceberg and then in a span of five minutes it was like BOOM! straight to the bottom? it really feels like america is reaching those five minutes this week.

submitted 64 days ago • 233 comments

I’m so grateful to have parents who made sure I got vaccinated.

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Just saw the official new character posters for season 3 of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds and they include Melanie Scrofano's Captain Marie Batel. That makes me happy! #melaniescrofano #startrekstrangenewworlds #fanart

submitted 69 days ago • 4 comments

i was today years old when i realized pollo tropical is a florida thing only

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

I wanna go in my room but my aide is deep-cleaning the house so I can’t yet :(

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

OH MY GOD?? I LOVE WOMEN

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SHE LOOKS SO GOOD IM GOING INSANE THE HAIR THE OUTFIT HERRRRR

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

mother is MOTHERING

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Give me any artist and I’ll reply with one of these: 💜 Stan 🤍 Fan 🩵 Like 🖤 Casual listener 💙 I listen to them once in a blue moon 🧡 They’re ok 💚 I used to listen to them ❤️ I don’t know/don’t listen to them 🩶 Not a fan Bonus : 🩷 Recommend me some songs Stolen from the skyline 🦋

submitted 68 days ago • 2 comments

I saw this and thought I'd share it here

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lol i've seen actual dog shit that looks better than him

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

me, texting my best friend for no apparent reason: if you ever meet samcait without me, you d*e :) okay good talk love you.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

There she is!! But also, if our tech-impaired Queen ends up being some sort of computer whiz in this I may just start cackling in the theater 😂💜

submitted 68 days ago • 9 comments

forever thinking of that line in "feather" that goes, "your signals are mixed, you act like a bitch, you fit every stereotype, send a pic." it has the same exact energy as "you PMS like a bitch, I would know."

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments