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Florida Man Matt Gaetz endorses Canada’s loudest calculator, Pierre Poilievre. Analysts call it a powerful alliance between two men who fear books, adore microphones, and share one brain cell (on loan). #AxisOfAxeBodySpray #FreedomFlop

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Dishonorable Trumpian puppet Pierre Poilievre, terrified of spontaneous truth, cowers behind carefully choreographed farces, banning reporters like a frightened mole fleeing the daylight. Even his bots speak more freely than he dares. Truly, a paper tiger with WiFi.

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Comrade Pierre Poilievre, tireless defender of the Canadian worker, enlists legendary tax enforcer Irwin R. Shyster (WWF Hero of Audit Justice) to SMASH decadent offshore tax cheats!💼💥💸 Foreign fat cats: your loopholes are CLOSED.

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BREAKING: Senile capitalist overlord Trump slithers into decaying imperialist clinic “Walter Reed” for fake health check. Doctors, held hostage by his cholesterol and ego, declare him fit. X-rays reveal 87% Diet Coke, 12% hair dye, 1% racism.

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Carney exposed with OVERDUE Oxford library book! 📖 873 days late! Western fiscal discipline collapses under £4.20 in unpaid fines!

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BREAKING: Supreme Orator Pierre Poilievre demonstrates unparalleled intellectual dominance by consuming an apple while deflecting questions with the grace of a hungry raccoon. Citizens rejoice at the fruit-fueled demolition of journalistic inquiry.

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Absolutely. But if you're MAGA stay home.

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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

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The Medical Council of Canada (MCC) told Global News the number of U.S. medical graduates opening accounts on physiciansapply.ca — a key step toward obtaining a medical licence in Canada — has risen 583% between October 2024 and March 2025 compared to last year. /1 globalnews.ca/news/1110905...

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The East Berlin News Service has determined that this is the F.O. phase of FAFO. globalnews.ca/news/1110617...

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🦋 🦋 🦋 🦋 🦋 🦋 KEEP REPOSTING !! 🦋 🦋 🦋 🦋 🦋 🦋

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The East Berlin News Service wishes to report that it was completely wrong about the Alberta Independence Movement. We thought they could not get any less intelligent or more gullible. We were wrong.

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Hello Alberta. The Resistance Tour is coming to Edmonton. Sunday, April 13 St Basil's Cultural Centre at 2 PM. I hope to see folks there!

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The East Berlin News Service gives this movie two thumbs down. Both lead actors are insufferable pricks who deliver dreadful performances. It should have been titled, "How to Blow A Lead in Thirty Days." #NeverPoilievre #ElbowsUpCanada

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Bible study teaches how traitorous assholes self identify. Posts like this seem to trigger MAGA Christo Facists. "The second beast required all people small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their forehead"

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East Berlin News Service salutes the valiant forces of reality for prying the wheels off Pierre Poilievre’s sputtering jalopy of deceit. 🚗💥 Even his own Conservative comrades now scramble for the ejector seat.✊🇨🇦 #ElbowsUpCanada globalnews.ca/news/1110350...

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So if this imbecile is going to Wisconsin, would that not the the logical location for an epic Tesla Takedown? apnews.com/article/wisc...

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Who knew that Christo Facist #MAGA 51st State fanboys could be so offended that would block us over quoting a Bible verse?

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The Resistance tour will be in Sudbury on April 2. St. Andrews Place 7PM. I will be speaking at Nipissing University on April 3.

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In a bold act of ‘patriotism,’ Danielle Smith flees Alberta on the taxpayer dime to grovel before Florida’s intellect giant, Ben Shapiro—a man famous for losing debates to teenagers. Truly, no finer display of ‘nobility’ than bootlicking abroad while Alberta pays the tab shorturl.at/a9sHH

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The East Berlin recognized Scheer Incompetence and Temu Trump, but who is the third dipshit in the photo? #neverpoilievre #elbowsup

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The indomitable Comrade @minibubbly.bsky.social of Nova Scotia, titan of truth and unyielding champion of justice, casts a radiant light upon the path of resistance! Her every word, a hammer striking falsehood! Let all righteous Canadians rally behind her glorious banner of #ElbowsUp solidarity!

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#neverpoilievre

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Please share.

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In a shameless display of desperation, Supreme Grifter Elon Musk and Maple MAGA lackey Pierre Poilievre parade innocent children as propaganda props—vainly hoping that the presence of their bewildered offspring might mask the reek of their fraudulent schemes and hollow souls. #elbowsup

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A couple weeks ago this photo was published by a fellow in a supermarket in Soriana (Mexico) They sell products from Canada. This is in Monterrey México. Allies are great aren't they! 🙂 #buycanadian #vivalamexico #supportcanadianbusiness #freetrade #fucktrump

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@charlieangus104.bsky.social , a beacon of unwavering integrity, stands tall in exposing the treacherous Quislings who dare to sell out their own people. Meanwhile, Danielle Smth, a disgraceful puppet and lackey of Trump and Poilievre, is consumed by the flames of betrayal! #elbowsup

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The lionhearted revolutionary Comrade Charlie Angus, after 21 years of unflinching service, does not retire—he ascends! 🔥 With the immortal Steve Earle as his battle hymn, he marches ever onward, heart ablaze. The revolution ignites in your hometown—with fists clenched and #ElbowsUp! 💥✊

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#neverpoilievre

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The wise & noble comrade Charlie Angus speaks with the piercing clarity of a thousand revolutionary trumpets! The MAGA imbeciles, gripped by their pitiful spite, gnash their teeth at Canada’s unyielding strength. Let the righteous boycott thunder on! No travel to the decaying U.S. empire! #ElbowsUp

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Hey Toronto the Charlie Angus Elbows Up/Resistance Tour is coming to town. This Monday night. Hope to see you there.

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Comrade Charlie Angus, a true hero of the people, boldly leads the charge against the imperialist forces of American fascism! His unwavering dedication to the people’s cause on the Elbows Up Resistance Tour is an inspiration to all. Canada stands as a beacon of resistance and solidarity! #ElbowsUp

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The East Berlin News Service triumphantly announces the long-awaited revelation of the mythical #ShitHawk so frequently foretold by the visionary sage, Mr. Lahey. At last, the foul-winged harbinger of chaos has been unmasked in all its feathered disgrace! 🚨🦅🔥 #ElbowsUpCanada

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The East Berlin News Service challenges its readers to improve upon this meme.

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Fearless comrades of Alberta, rise! 🇨🇦 Witness Danielle Smith—Canada's own Kristi Noem tribute act—parroting American gun-worshipping madness. Surrounded by guards, not to protect her, but to shield the people from her treasonous MAGA cosplay. 🇨🇦 is NOT 'Murica! #ElbowsUp #NeverConservative

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There are nightmare stories of people being pulled out of airport lines and being dragged off to ICE Detention centres. We are witnessing the implementation of "border fascism." Beware snowbirds and backpackers, you have become the blood threat to White MAGA. My latest. substack.com/home/post/p-...

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For those who may encounter a Christo Facist MAGAT troll, and feel the need to go nuclear, just tell them that you read about their mom in Ezekiel 23:19-21.

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At 18, @charlieangus104 blasted through biker bars & strip joints, earning his Punk Rock U degree with pure, unfiltered chaos! 💥🔥 A BADASS revolutionary who’s STILL fighting for the people, rocking the system with every move! ✊👊 #PunkRockLegend #RebelForLife #ElbowsUpCanada

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