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A day without laughter is a day wasted... he/him
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remember that five nights at fredrick's video gamer? what was he name? not mark with pliers. jack septic tank? was it?

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"kendrick, could we get u to change your hit song, 'turn the tv off', to 'turn the tv on' for the superbowl? we don't want viewers to get the wrong idea, the super bowl being a televised event and all. please call back." voice message left february 8th

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submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

i wonder if jd vance is related to alyx vance

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

nobody ever talks about hairless giles from the other direction

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

nobody talks about the cantonese orange

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

yo the audacity reverb has no business being this good i streought up run all my masters through that shee

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

this is my cat. i think he used to work at enron back when they sold websites.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

that escalated quickly…

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

gonna write a book about what REALLY happened between jesus and mary magdalene and justify this pursuit with the time-tested maxim, “penis quaerens intellectum”

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

chop the mona lisa in four quarters and send it to 4 different museums

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

deleting my last post because it was just the letter k but here's a memorial

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

t-pain: And that was it, the moment everything changed. The day I watched my parents... die. Definitely one of my lowest points. nardwaur: ba-boom

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

i hate restaurant menus that call cutlery-less foods “handhelds”. perhaps the act of eating without a fucking utensil should not evoke lowly consoles such as the “neutrino ds cubed” and the “ps viva”.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

nobody does anything out of the box! gonna start a band called taylor leisurely…

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

we should start every ted talk with “boobs! okay, now that i have your attention…”

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

been seeing a lot of ai stuff on my socials lately and this is just naurt okay…

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

i'm so tired rn gonna start a band called fiona sauce

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments