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eastyjet.bsky.social
Chinese translator in Shanghai, etc.
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got Sid Meier’s Alpha Centauri off Steam and it works fine. Hell yeah

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i bet this feels so good if you're a 7,500-tonne century old Shikumen complex in shanghai

submitted 6 hours ago • 8 comments

what is this chick's problem

submitted 7 hours ago • 9 comments

go on you old pussy, drone strike his house. do it sir. are you gonna take that? you are the president

submitted 15 hours ago • 34 comments

the soparnos

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Just walked into the most upsetting room hotel setup I've ever seen

submitted 16 hours ago • 151 comments

Trump tonight

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

When Sonic is about to land on a spike

submitted 16 hours ago • 24 comments

groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo

submitted 21 hours ago • 68 comments

Guy who just wrote a book called The Croc Era: When you stop to consider historical events that happened during a time when lots of people were wearing Crocs, this might be the top one. So far.

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

submitted 20 hours ago • 95 comments

now, more than ever, everything is computer

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is it too much to hope for a Nepalese Royal Family Incident

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stay strong, patriots. mommy and daddy’s divorce is a deep state psyop. they still love each other very much. there WILL be christmas presents this year.

submitted 20 hours ago • 75 comments

is being terminally online bad for you? yes does it make you less happy than your offline friends? absolutely is there anything that matches the high of a poster's ragnarok? there is not, and that's why we can never log off

submitted 20 hours ago • 44 comments

but I was given to understand that the new paradigm was well-insulated against the vicissitudes of the marke...ah! well.

submitted 19 hours ago • 9 comments

oh is this just a distraction? is that it? a distraction? for rubes? are you the smartest little birthday boy in the whole applebees? is that it? are you three steps ahead? with your mind chess? in your little birthday boy suit? do you have it all figured out? are you mommy’s special buddy?

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Elon you can do this. You have the resources to march on DC with a private army. You’ll be greeted as a liberator

submitted 19 hours ago • 39 comments

I need a point by point précis

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the hot single milfs in my area have organized and are open-carrying during their demonstrations

submitted 1 day ago • 18 comments

they’re selling baby crack pipes now

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How many of this kid are there

submitted 1 day ago • 31 comments

the difference between this and all the “brave anti-woke academic speaking out despite the risks” is that (a) she’s actually risking something, and (b) she’s actually saying something that’s correct

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Jonathan Joss' husband Tristan has released another statement saying that donations to their old home GoFundMe are not needed at this time and would ask for everyone to direct their energy towards spreading the message about how he was in fact murdered in a hate crime

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Just found out they make wasabi White Rabbits and they actually kinda work??

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being intimidated by bluesky is so funny. yeah i keep getting my ass kicked every time i go to bath and body works

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people will look at you with a straight face and tell you with certainty that this crap is going to result in actual sentient artificial intelligence someday

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They're literally doing the meme

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my OTP

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1 year ago today….the funniest image ever was forged and burned into my memory…I close my eyes to sleep and still see this

submitted 637 days ago • 14 comments

"Y'all ever notice there's one more Dutch guy than there ought to be?"

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right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk sou

submitted 57 days ago • 92 comments

chatting to my wife and mother in law about goji berries and how they’re Chinese. “Ils sont bons pour les profs aussi,” I say, “parce qu’ils sont baies de goji”. my son is not ready for my bilingual dad jokes

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guys we HAVE to get rid of DEI. it’s about FAIRNESS

submitted 4 days ago • 60 comments

To be actively transphobic, to take part in organised transphobia, you have to believe in a conspiracy theory that is so vast and powerful and all consuming that you are effectively believing in an alternate reality, where trans people secretly hold the levers of power in every institution.

submitted 3 days ago • 14 comments

the fact most reports are leaving out that he was killed protecting his husband during a homophobic hate crime where his dead dog's skull was placed in their mailbox as a threat is leaving some important details out i think

submitted 3 days ago • 131 comments

i shit you not, i just looked this up: Twitch Plays Pokemon got the second badge in about 50 hours

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

the sea has a one in one out role regarding American fighter planes

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

wanna see the worst possible phrase you could use to sell a pair of shoes

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You know when someone opens a creaky old castle door in a cartoon and like a million bats fly out directly into their face? That’s what opening a Reach website feels like

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