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eaterofsand.xyz
she or they or it 🍬 cybernetics, technology, ponies 🍬 IT helpdesk at ProleKorp
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you have togo critter mode. you have to be creaturemaxxing

i got the zoomies!!!!!!!1!1!1!1 !!11

this is so sad! Like and subscribe if YOU think this is sad

one day bsky will scratch the same itch of twitter. One day

i fully meant polyamory in that last panel, but i was referencing a comic my friend made

ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked

collar with an airtag on it so they always know where i am,

モドネキぬい

💝💝💝 💝🐇💝 💝💝💝

i keep taking the g SPECIFICALLY to ride the pcc trolley but it’s almost always a bus

🦀🦀🦀EVERYTHING IS BROKEN🦀🦀🦀

me and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who

me when i get possessed by a trickster god:

cute date idea you shower me in adoration and praise

Ruh roh

モドネキ

the individual that i have been mutually courting called me “starshine” once and it rattles around my head like a ping pong ball in a dryer

i am going to purchase a pet bowl with the explicit intention of eating popcorn out of it

goin to da liquor store yall need anything

what’s the matter buddy never seen a clocky trans woman before

Care to help AJ work a day on the farm? Artwork is by @dandybouquet.bsky.social! www.deviantart.com/d... #mlp #mlpfim #art #furryart

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idk how to flirt!!! i will just overexplain my feelings to a point where it’s legitimately uncomfortable

Internet user whose computer is possessed by a demon: yeah so there's teeth coming out of the CPU socket and the graphics card fans start saying "hail satan" when temperatures are over 70 degrees Linux Guy: You should install Linux.

wanna visit boston if for nothing else than their extensive streetcar network

damn that sucks dude maybe you should do drugs about it

i’ve been in panic mode since a few days ago idk what’s going on

do you think i’d get in trouble if i drank on the clock

*simultaneously whips and nae-naes*

even tho im a Rabbit Woman do you think being a bunnygirl wvery now and again is fine

normalise normal eyes norma lies 👁️

hello, this is it, have you tried chewing on the cables

how tf did new mexico of all places get digital id cards before like nyc

sitting outside in my backyard smoking a cigarette and drinking and BAMN! im COVERED in snow

thinking the reason i have so much difficulty communicating my thoughts is because i spend a good 6 months not being able to speak to anyone outside of scripted lines i’d said over and over and over again

meow btw… ifyuo even care…

do yall fw weird and strange like genuinely off-putting loser girls