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7 Signs The Apocalypse Might Be The Lips You WANT To Kiss

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By being on there you give the guy that did a Nazi solute another number to show advertisers that he should get more money and I realized that a little late but it’s never too late to just be done with that shit

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The myth of “taxpayer money” is another instrument of fear. It convinces people that collective progress—healthcare, climate action, education—is impossible because we can’t afford it. It tells us resources are scarce when, in reality, federal governments create money and can fund public priorities.

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“Corkscrew duck dick through the skull” is a rough way to go but he was polarizing

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Was about to watch the newest #Alien movie but nah. I’m good on the whole AI used to recreate Ian Holm. Cool if his family was tricked into it (which is giving them the benefit of the doubt) but it’s soulless and misguided and shame on them.

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I hope this cat finds you well

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Not even a cheeky pint on a Saturday?

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#caturday In the park He’s a stupid little guyyyy

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I support and will fight for trans rights and I’m not scared to say that to the internet but I also tell people that in real life and if you believe it you should try to pepper it into conversation irl. It helps people disconnect from the Facebook and shit and connect with a human in front of them.

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I need to stop playing chess and taunting the fbi so late tbh

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I have bread

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hearing the foreman pull on the tail of the parrot steam whistle on friday afternoon before a 3 day weekend, i slide down the back of the brontosaurus i work on top of. the brontosaurus twitches its tail and i careen into a granite quarry pit, killing me instantly

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Abraham. I am that man. takes off mask to reveal that I’m in fact napoleon dynamite [kid] “mark zuckerberd!”

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Me at high noon tomorrow

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I talk to #dads at pickup a lot that are sheriffs n cops and all of them are super surprised that someone who says acab within like 10 secs of finding out they’re a cop is actually going to talk to them like a human. Blows my mind what the internet made me think those interactions would be like irl

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The FBI rn

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#caturday In the park He’s a stupid little guyyyy

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take a moment to watch the first segment of this video where robert sits and ruminates on the doctors who decided that helping a trans person was too embarrassing so they opted to let him die a slow and painful death.

7 Signs The Apocalypse Might Be The Lips You WANT To Kiss

By being on there you give the guy that did a Nazi solute another number to show advertisers that he should get more money and I realized that a little late but it’s never too late to just be done with that shit

“Corkscrew duck dick through the skull” is a rough way to go but he was polarizing

Was about to watch the newest #Alien movie but nah. I’m good on the whole AI used to recreate Ian Holm. Cool if his family was tricked into it (which is giving them the benefit of the doubt) but it’s soulless and misguided and shame on them.

I hope this cat finds you well

Not even a cheeky pint on a Saturday?

#caturday In the park He’s a stupid little guyyyy

I need to stop playing chess and taunting the fbi so late tbh

I have bread

hearing the foreman pull on the tail of the parrot steam whistle on friday afternoon before a 3 day weekend, i slide down the back of the brontosaurus i work on top of. the brontosaurus twitches its tail and i careen into a granite quarry pit, killing me instantly

Abraham. I am that man. takes off mask to reveal that I’m in fact napoleon dynamite [kid] “mark zuckerberd!”

Me at high noon tomorrow

The FBI rn

#caturday In the park He’s a stupid little guyyyy

take a moment to watch the first segment of this video where robert sits and ruminates on the doctors who decided that helping a trans person was too embarrassing so they opted to let him die a slow and painful death.

Thom Yorke: "Did you just call me Tom York?"

One of the cartoons from Physics for Cats