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eatpuke.bsky.social
The formerly Rude Catman that is much calmer (beelzedub chess and Valo stream guy)
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Another one. I can’t stop #running #suunto

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#carp

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it’s funny that they’re both on their own personal websites posting their little posts

submitted 2 days ago • 139 comments

Yall ever finish a good run and feel like bootin up some male belt warm-up vocal exercises.

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This is a world record in this category. Any%. We used to play 4 player and the fourth controller was the racing wheel that came with some 64 racing game possibly San Francisco Rush and I was the littlest crappliest kid so I had to play with the wheel and could Any% a clean 30 with it.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I have a few @tylerturnbullart.bsky.social prints but this is my favorite.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

ive watched this like 6 times its so good

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Happy Pride month, all! Way back in 2018 I made these galaxy pride flags. They were shared many thousands of times, featured on Vice, and even made their way onto book covers and into video games. Here are the original ones I created (in no particular order!) so Bluesky can have them too. 💙

submitted 4 days ago • 75 comments

guys we HAVE to get rid of DEI. it’s about FAIRNESS

submitted 5 days ago • 60 comments

Goodbye old friend

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A Jomboy breakdown is always good itself but a super cut is 🤌🏼

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Spend #caturday with Beelzebub if you only want to be asked for belly rubs and chickie treats.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Yum 😋 #caturday morning outside eating his favorite foliage again.

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTtd...

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😩 luckyyyyy

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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was a 360 kickflip mctwist over the gap in the warehouse to get the tape in Tony Hawk’s pro skateboarder for the N64

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here’s what They won’t tell you: get a leather holster for a Desert Eagle but keep half an Italian combo in there. You find yourself wanting half an Italian combo way more often than you want a gun. And many times that you think you want a gun, you really need half an Italian combo.

submitted 8 days ago • 9 comments

I’ve never seen a caked up turtle 😂

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t worry about stepping on my jordans. I’ve likely got pee on them already.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

If you teams message someone at work and they give you an answer that’s kinda jokey but answers the question, the expectation is that you take the substance/answer and move that along. What you don’t do is screenshot half of it and put it in the project chat with zero context.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah lil bro it’s terminal so if you didn’t lock in yet idk what to tell you

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

7 Signs The Apocalypse Might Be The Lips You WANT To Kiss

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By being on there you give the guy that did a Nazi solute another number to show advertisers that he should get more money and I realized that a little late but it’s never too late to just be done with that shit

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The myth of “taxpayer money” is another instrument of fear. It convinces people that collective progress—healthcare, climate action, education—is impossible because we can’t afford it. It tells us resources are scarce when, in reality, federal governments create money and can fund public priorities.

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

“Corkscrew duck dick through the skull” is a rough way to go but he was polarizing

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Was about to watch the newest #Alien movie but nah. I’m good on the whole AI used to recreate Ian Holm. Cool if his family was tricked into it (which is giving them the benefit of the doubt) but it’s soulless and misguided and shame on them.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I hope this cat finds you well

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Not even a cheeky pint on a Saturday?

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#caturday In the park He’s a stupid little guyyyy

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submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

I support and will fight for trans rights and I’m not scared to say that to the internet but I also tell people that in real life and if you believe it you should try to pepper it into conversation irl. It helps people disconnect from the Facebook and shit and connect with a human in front of them.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

I need to stop playing chess and taunting the fbi so late tbh

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments