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Thoughts about the Washington Commanders. I strive — and usually fail — to be as objective as possible.
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Whatever happens, don’t allow Myles Garrett to go to Philly.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Agree on this. Falcons are in the middle of a playoff run.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING: The Atlanta Falcons are making a change at quarterback, with starter Kirk Cousins getting benched for rookie Michael Penix Jr.

submitted 73 days ago • 144 comments

Falcons can block punts ✅

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

I don't know who needs to hear this, but St.-Juste needs to be benched-benched. He played 3 snaps yesterday and still had an awful game.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

If Washington wants to be a serious player in the NFC for years to come, it needs to build a team to beat Philly. Very strong organization.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

SAM HOWELL ALERT

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

I wasn’t able to watch the game live today. I watched it back quickly. Jayden Daniels had to have run 5-6 sacks by himself. What was he doing?

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

On OBJ: would be interesting but I very much doubt it

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Absolutely crazy

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Claimed by Washington, apparently. Receiver help.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Bengals' linebackers are horrible.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Sounds like Carr will try to play vs. Washington with a broken hand. (via Keim)

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

I get some Commanders fans worry after Rams win that LA is just a game behind for the 7 seed. But the better way to approach it? After Packers loss, Washington only 1 game behing GB for the 6 seed. Wayyy better spot.

submitted 82 days ago • 5 comments

Washington in a good spot. But can’t trip up.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Rams gonna be coming for that playoff spot.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Drew Lock starting again for Giants. They are tanking hard.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Jay Gruden and Colt McCoy had some interesting things to say about Gruden's final season in DC, and what happened when Bill Callahan became the interim. Gruden said, essentially, Callahan told the team they weren't practicing correctly. McCoy called it "terrible." "lost the team."

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

Wild. Maryland wants fighter jets for RFK www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Washington's new team president, per Keim on Twitter: www.thecampbellscompany.com/our-team/mar...

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

Not great!

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Jayden Daniels was considered the best downfield passer in the draft and Washington has been doing a poor job of showing that off.

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

Will join Kam Curl.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Washington signed Zane Gonzalez, which is perplexing. Team has confidence, apparently.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

If Panthers can beat Bucs …

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Just in case anyone was unclear, I have confirmed with the team that the below account is not their official account. It's a fan account. (Nothing wrong with that, but have seen a few people infer it was official).

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

Who let Barkley go to Philly, man.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

If Ravens release Justin Tucker, I’d think Washington would be interested.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Not sure why Marcus Mariota isn't in the game.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

All smiles.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Jeremy Chinn has had a subpar game.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Welp. New kicker needed.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Touchdown. That'll likely do it.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

I have serious concerns about Washington's offense. If they can't run the ball, the quarterback hasn't been good enough.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

I don't like what I see at all from Jayden Daniels. Just doesn't look comfortable. Bad passes. Inaccurate. Not seeing the field.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Washington's offense needs to wake up.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Daniels does not look comfortable in the pocket.

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

Dominating 1st half, but more points needed.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

The Titans have committed 11 penalties in the first half against the Commanders That's the most first-half penalties by a team in a game in 13 years.

submitted 89 days ago • 2 comments