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someone come over and force me to watch Nüsferatu.

submitted 3 hours ago • 2 comments

When your entire supply is still LOUD loud

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

submitted 132 days ago • 31 comments

rfkjr is what you get if you ask an AI what a real life beetlejuice would look like

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

so you're offering me eternal life un exchange for watching Robot Chicken every day? oh just once? yeah i still think it's a no

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

if you type 4:33 into your microwave it won't turn on but it will record everything that happens for that length of time

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

🎶 our time has come age of the hammerhead this is our mission to be the daleks of god too late for silence too late for anything it's all too much for me its roots go down too deep for me 🎶

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

Ended. Up. Ended. Up. endedup

submitted 7 hours ago • 61 comments

so will people be allowed to root their teslas and create their own acceleration algorithms because that'd be a pretty entertaining wave of deaths

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

Titane (2021)

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

no level of evil from these entitled little nazi fucks should surprise me but declaring people dead who aren't really opens up some disgusting new vistas in evil.

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

This group is aligned with 50501, along with one calling itself General Strike that wants a name and phone for a ‘strike card’, all demanding peace and law. All of this reeks of counterinsurgent, performative bullshit meant to defang, co-opt, and supplant anarchist, socialist, and workers movements.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

this is what the last dolphin is going to choke on eight years from now

submitted 1 day ago • 23 comments

🎶 she said I ai no corrida 🎶

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

the first urologist who laughs at my "panic! at the dickhole" joke will be my urologist for life

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

how many more naps

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

ANOTHER LIBERAL...

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

us government went from telling miners “learn to code” to telling coders “learn to mine” in less than ten years

submitted 12 hours ago • 63 comments

a new plague arises: youtube autodubbing

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Wow, didn’t know E.T. drinking beer was a whole sub genre.

submitted 14 hours ago • 5 comments

NEW: Blue Cross authorized mastectomies & breast reconstructions at one hospital, then refused to pay the full doctors' bills. BUT... The insurer did make some exceptions. On several occasions, Blue Cross execs signed deals to pay for their wives’ treatment. By @tchristianmiller.bsky.social

submitted 1 day ago • 35 comments

How can I work under these conditions

submitted 16 hours ago • 120 comments

RIP youtu.be/XcMNfX5yh28?...

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

My bros always got my back

submitted 19 hours ago • 4 comments

We've bought a car, gotten it insured, and tested for smog, which the car failed. The repairs necessary can be fully covered by the GFM so I'm spreading the word some more. We are over 1/6th of the way to our goal already and with another big push I think we can finish this for good.

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

it could be pasta for rastas

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

i really do feel like we're entering a new era where fashion brands are already bringing back super thin models, the various weight loss drugs are easily available and we are overvaluing losing weight for purely aesthetic reasons and of course the fash uh brutalist surgerywave style

submitted 15 hours ago • 4 comments

the AI really blew it with this floating hand/arm

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Food, toilet paper/cleaning products, and a bag of cat food are in this cart. All needed badly to last 2 weeks. I get my first paycheck from my new job on the 24th and should be back on track by then! Anything is so helpful, even just a share 💙

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

my roommate had been audibly congested and coughing for a couple days and said "ahh it's just my sinuses" and so he piles into the van with us coughing and schnirping & schnorping and goes to group even though he said "i really shouldn't go" I'm like "no, stay home" anyway now he's decided its flu

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

playing the first Prince album for my middle school age kids and telling them they only have a few years before i kick them out into a cold world hungry for a new generation of the Minneapolis Sound so they better work on their chops

someone come over and force me to watch Nüsferatu.

When your entire supply is still LOUD loud

rfkjr is what you get if you ask an AI what a real life beetlejuice would look like

so you're offering me eternal life un exchange for watching Robot Chicken every day? oh just once? yeah i still think it's a no

if you type 4:33 into your microwave it won't turn on but it will record everything that happens for that length of time

🎶 our time has come age of the hammerhead this is our mission to be the daleks of god too late for silence too late for anything it's all too much for me its roots go down too deep for me 🎶

Ended. Up. Ended. Up. endedup

so will people be allowed to root their teslas and create their own acceleration algorithms because that'd be a pretty entertaining wave of deaths

Titane (2021)

no level of evil from these entitled little nazi fucks should surprise me but declaring people dead who aren't really opens up some disgusting new vistas in evil.

this is what the last dolphin is going to choke on eight years from now

🎶 she said I ai no corrida 🎶

the first urologist who laughs at my "panic! at the dickhole" joke will be my urologist for life

how many more naps

ANOTHER LIBERAL...

us government went from telling miners “learn to code” to telling coders “learn to mine” in less than ten years

a new plague arises: youtube autodubbing

Wow, didn’t know E.T. drinking beer was a whole sub genre.

NEW: Blue Cross authorized mastectomies & breast reconstructions at one hospital, then refused to pay the full doctors' bills. BUT... The insurer did make some exceptions. On several occasions, Blue Cross execs signed deals to pay for their wives’ treatment. By @tchristianmiller.bsky.social

How can I work under these conditions

RIP youtu.be/XcMNfX5yh28?...

My bros always got my back

We've bought a car, gotten it insured, and tested for smog, which the car failed. The repairs necessary can be fully covered by the GFM so I'm spreading the word some more. We are over 1/6th of the way to our goal already and with another big push I think we can finish this for good.

it could be pasta for rastas

i really do feel like we're entering a new era where fashion brands are already bringing back super thin models, the various weight loss drugs are easily available and we are overvaluing losing weight for purely aesthetic reasons and of course the fash uh brutalist surgerywave style

the AI really blew it with this floating hand/arm

Food, toilet paper/cleaning products, and a bag of cat food are in this cart. All needed badly to last 2 weeks. I get my first paycheck from my new job on the 24th and should be back on track by then! Anything is so helpful, even just a share 💙

my roommate had been audibly congested and coughing for a couple days and said "ahh it's just my sinuses" and so he piles into the van with us coughing and schnirping & schnorping and goes to group even though he said "i really shouldn't go" I'm like "no, stay home" anyway now he's decided its flu

playing the first Prince album for my middle school age kids and telling them they only have a few years before i kick them out into a cold world hungry for a new generation of the Minneapolis Sound so they better work on their chops

everything feels like 2003 all over again but even worse

i wonder if zuck has figured out what brand his hunting bow is yet 🏹

Mood #caturday