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The same kind of folks who spent years complaining about masks that slowed the spread of disease are now wearing masks to facilitate the spread of fascism

Choose 20 VAMPIRES you love. One VAMPIRE per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, just VAMPIRES. DAY 1

the neck gaiter pulled up over the nose is the SS uniform of the Trump regime

When they are arresting sitting mayors for legal protests of ilkigal kidnapping by the government you are well past the point where strongly worded letters or statements are going to do anything to stop this and you are going to have to put yourself on the line in the same way that that mayor did.

Wow, Podkolzin! Laser.

Oilers a little soft on the puck tonight. Hope that improves in the 2nd.

Oilers seem to enjoy unforced penalties, huh? Not great.

Pope is a funny job like YES he works for maybe one of the most wicked institutions this world has ever seen but MAYBE he'll say fewer gay slurs repeatedly and SOMETIMES he'll shake his head no when a world leader flippantly suggests feeding children into a machine that makes energy drinks for cops

A lot weird Pope cheerleading out there. It’s like cheering for a new King, who cares, it’s meaningless. Call me when they clean out the abusers and accept women as full people.

big day for people who covered up abuse in Chicago

Genuinely excited to see how the panels spin the Quenneville hire during the playoffs tonight. Curious if any one of them will show some moral backbone. Hrudey, possibly, not sure about anyone else.

I dunno, do they have a child abuse scandal they need ignored?

Fuck this team. Fuck this league. Still fuck the Oilers for paving the way with Bowman. While the hockey tape trial is on. Stay repugnant, NHL!

AmeriPope? Sure, why not. Wonder if he’s going to work to purge the pedophiles from the Catholic Church? (Two seconds of Googling…) Business as usual! Nice to know the church remains committed to its criminality.

Don't give up on Red States. apnews.com/article/bois...

Mayor Bagel is is a sad little Trump wannabe and he’s stealing taxpayer money to roust poor people. Maybe he can use crypto to pay for it?

I do not have the reflexive Western hate of the Leafs, I would absolutely love them to beat Florida because they are a team of weasels, not panthers.

Connor Brown with some McD sauce on that goal. Well done, Li’l Connor!

Has anyone on that carrier checked between couch cushions for the missing jets?

It is so fucking obscene that the game turns on elbowing the goalie in the back of the fucking head. It is so fucking obscene that everybody pretends the Panthers have flipped a switch or something. have a little self respect and call it for what it is

Say what you will of the Leafs, you have to love Nylander. He’s pretty fuckin’ cool.

Wow, Jets, you did it the hard way but good for fucking you. 🤘

Maybe it's just fate that the President's Trophy winners would follow in the footsteps of a calamitous President.

Vezina trophy win--!! Oh no.

Poilievre is like if Icarus not only flew too close to the sun but didn’t say thanks to Daedalus for giving him wings in the first place by taking his riding for granted. My latest for Wonkette. H/t @ebheater.bsky.social #cdnpoli www.wonkette.com/p/canada-say...

#MusicSky #MayTheFourth

Wow. Rantanen revenge complete. Pure assassin.

Also, kids, "Don't look up to human traffickers" is not a high bar to clear.

grew up with the media depiction where they rip out a guy’s still-beating heart and eat monkey brains and we still managed to win all the spelling bees m, I think the white boys can survive the message of “don’t be a rapist”

I have never told my son that he is a bad person and I would seriously beat down anyone who did. I have told him about the “man box” since he was little, and about consent, and about kindness, and about what it means to step into the mold of his grandfather, who has always tried to make the world

So obviously this is bullshit but it’s also important that we talk about why and how it’s bullshit bc there’s some instructive things to grapple with there

I'm a parent of a teenage boy and I'm curious what other parents are experiencing with this Andrew Tate stuff. My son and all of his friends think Tate is a sad joke. And they're normal teens, not exceptionally "woke", they just play video games and sports and hang out with their girlfriends.

The cantina band from Star Wars seems even weirder now we know from Andor that the bar could’ve just been playing normal techno

Heard about their policy on covering for child predators.

Wow, who put the whammy on Hellybuyck? Is there any other player of his caliber that has had worse playoff showings? It’s stunning.

Getting people back to theatres seems simple to me: Make it cheaper, incl. parking, snacks No ads (aside from trailers) before the film Keep smaller films in theatres longer so we have time to find them Cross-promote/incentivize w nearby businesses so people feel inclined to make a night of it.

sorry but every AI announcement just feels like