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Me: What if I knocked out a lil early morning work on the weekend Company VPN: Don’t even try it you fuck

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I want one of these new 1000 volt BYD EV’s so bad…

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*Loses email access for 30 seconds* “Welp this is it folks I’m fired”

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Moving to Alaska to rip heaters

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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

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Buc-ee’s is the most American thing ever

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“We have power” says movement that offline people don’t even notice

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This is prejudiced.

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A lot of people on this website could benefit tremendously from a week offline.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Ugh somebody find the montage of all the calls for the Chiefs that got missed so these people quit whining

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Politicians who get paid with my tax dollars “sponge off society”

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Even when prompted in English DeepSeek will just… respond in Chinese? Do other models randomly switch languages to English like this?

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I bought my car in early 2019 when Elon’s stated agenda was trying to transition cars to electric for the climate. Really sucks that freaks like this feel the need to vandalize my things because I didn’t predict his future shift to lunacy.

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I can’t wait to read all the posts complaining about an ambiguous catch not being overturned

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Contrary to what American instagram will tell you, politely offering seats to older Japanese folks on trains is polite and appreciated.

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Considering the number of new bot accounts, this actually means shrinking

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Few people are more annoying on bsky than the brand of leftist on this app that just seems to oppose any form of progress or technology. Automation, convenience, and efficiency are good things, even if we have to smooth out some rough edges every once in a while.

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Japans the kind of country where you never turn your phone ringer off silent and I love it

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Sorry man but you’re just not good at cooking.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Fuji looks nice today

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Obsession > grit and discipline

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Wait until they find out who American drug companies test on…

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The “nothing” referenced in this tweet:

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

How is a HuffPost contributor with a quarter million followers not fact checking the content he posts online?

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

How do I get the this soulless lib crap out of my discover tab.

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I didn’t realize until today that I wished I had a stripper pole and a hot tub in my kitchen.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

By this definition many humans don’t possess general intelligence.

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And I’m starving to death because Cane’s is closed in KC 😭

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Woah this is totally new information to me

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So horrified at the prospect of losing my 5 star status on Uber, these drivers could get me to do fucking anything.

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Go chiefs!

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