ebs.bsky.social
Business, law, tomfoolery, BigFloof™️, Hamilton “Hammy” Floof™️, SandSnakes (my three daughters), cooking enthusiast. Reasonable but prone to sarcasm, most of which is friendly. I’m correct, but it’s neither legal nor financial advice.
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YASSSSSSSSS
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Super illegal. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Do not rig up a scattergun to protect your collection of glass jars.
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It was on Fox Sports. He could’ve accidentally stumbled onto it while licking a ketchup popsicle.
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It’s as likely a reason as any, except for the more likely reasons of (a) pulling out of the Iran agreement in his last term leading to a loss of control over Iran’s program and (b) teeny tiny penis rage.
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Okay but it’s delicious and you’re wrong.
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You haven’t had my aspic yet.
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See, this right here is why you didn’t get one.
I’m not trying to get a concussion.
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I CAN* MAKE HIM HAPPY
*but no, I probably can’t
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You get one free hit when we meet.
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Woah. Huge upgrade for me.
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I did say that, but I’ve been a little off the path lately. I need to re-taco-fy.
I did have some delicious steak tacos today with mounds of onions and peppers. Failed to document. Bad EBS.
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I would never. She feeds on only the finest grass and tacos.
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Hey girl, hey!
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C-PUP machine
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LOL. Well done.
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“Detain me harder, daddy”
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🤘
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[shakes fist in air]
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It shows a blatant disregard for your personal safety.
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Yes. He’s giving the Chinese and Russians another little gift.
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True, if there be justice in this world.
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Gotta get some autotune in there too.
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All good. I’m just already irritated by people who listen to music without earphones in public spaces. Add their vocals and *yikes*.
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That’s going on Character & Fitness
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The correct method is to soak fruit in everclear overnight, pack it in a cooler, put the cooler in an intertube, then eat the fruit while you and your friends float down the river.
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Meanwhile, Texas at #37 seems about right.
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No break between. Just pelting me with texts.
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As well you should
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If we get another dog I’m gonna lose a wife.
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My hat today:
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Yep. Three daughters. Can confirm endless laundry.
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Congrats to both of us on me not needing to call you this afternoon.
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Same
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Already have those - both a custom med kit and a field kit for large wounds.
Piles of ammunition, but not taking that to protests.
That’s just how I roll.
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I’d totally steal your knee parts, girl.
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The bionic baker
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Okay, but [raises mic to lips] I HAVE A BULLHORN