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eddieshort.bsky.social
Dad, small business owner, military sci-fi enjoyer. Everything I post is the factual opinion of America. Overly intense INTJ, Enneagram 3
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I would lick someone’s butthole before I’d wear their socks.

submitted 20 hours ago • 31 comments

He nails it.

submitted 1 day ago • 1549 comments

Math doesn’t math.

submitted 3 days ago • 34 comments

This is why you fight these cowards. The moment you stand up to them, they crumble. Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights. He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.

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“This is why you fight these cowards. The moment you stand up to them, they crumble. Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear, and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights,” AOC responded on Bluesky.

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Relax. I'm sure Merrick Garland's got this. Just be patient.

submitted 8 days ago • 110 comments

“I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me.”

submitted 9 days ago • 1088 comments

This is what it looks outside at 10pm in ANTARTICA

submitted 11 days ago • 225 comments

Encyclopædia Britannica will continue to use ‘Gulf of Mexico’ for a few reasons: -We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S. -The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous. 🧵⬇️

submitted 11 days ago • 596 comments

@lisamurkowski.bsky.social You SOLD YOUR SOUL. We will remember.

submitted 11 days ago • 272 comments

Deceased 🤣💀

submitted 11 days ago • 1556 comments

THE SHOW GOES ON‼ bsky.app/profile/viki...

submitted 11 days ago • 9 comments

Oops 😬

submitted 15 days ago • 1041 comments

As the forces of hatred are on the march, my promise is this: Our trans neighbors will continue to be safe, protected, and welcome in Minnesota.

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I am very against this orgiastic nationwide purge of DEI in part because one could argue that I am a DEI hire, in that Rolling Stone needed one person on staff who hates Jack White

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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

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Please share so the information reaches those who need it. TIA

submitted 18 days ago • 3 comments

This is leadership. Voters can do better than milquetoast absent senators. @amyklobuchar.com @smith.senate.gov

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Then what are you going to DO about it? @amyklobuchar.com @smith.senate.gov

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Just saying.

submitted 19 days ago • 1008 comments

Hi @smith.senate.gov when you have a moment please contact your senator and ask for some leadership

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@amyklobuchar.com Hi Amy would you please contact your senator and tell them to do something

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YES! Chuck, where do you live? Can you call your Senator?

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This is Acting FBI Director Brian Driscoll. Last Friday he refused Justice Department order to identify & assist in firing all agents involved in Jan. 6 riot cases, He is said to have pushed back forcefully. Thank you Brian Driscoll!🇺🇸

submitted 19 days ago • 1410 comments

Happens every time.

submitted 20 days ago • 346 comments

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal theonion.com/think-t...

submitted 20 days ago • 200 comments

Better get right fellas

submitted 20 days ago • 11 comments

Perfectly captured.

submitted 20 days ago • 1489 comments

Get. fucked.

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Remember: ACAB

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Just brushing the dust off this deleted House Judiciary GOP tweet 🧹

submitted 20 days ago • 33 comments

Remind me if Goliath won?

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Today from Timothy Snyder, author of On Tyranny: snyder.substack.com/p/the-logic-...

submitted 21 days ago • 615 comments

Her: *cums* Me: *Steve Urkel voice* DID I DO THAT?

submitted 21 days ago • 20 comments

#ProudBlue #Voices4Victory I don’t eat a lot of sweets, but I definitely see a lot of Girl Scout cookies in my future. #TransRightsAreHumanRights

submitted 21 days ago • 39 comments

RONALD REAGAN (1988): We should be aware of the demagogues who are ready to declare a trade war against our friends, weakening our economy, our national security, and the entire free world—all while cynically waving the American flag.

submitted 21 days ago • 1977 comments

I don't know whether to laugh or cry, or scream... or all of the above.

submitted 21 days ago • 3934 comments

@amyklobuchar.com

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“Please put your life on the line for a country that doesn’t honor that sacrifice.” If Kamala won, life would have just kept getting better. We’d have safety and competence instead of Chaos and Nazis. Instead we have a loser elected by idiots and racists. Good game.

submitted 23 days ago • 27 comments

ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child theonion.com/ice-age...

submitted 23 days ago • 319 comments

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

submitted 24 days ago • 632 comments

Still true…

submitted 24 days ago • 40 comments

I think what makes rich boys into rich men is you never have to learn shit, but you get to act like you know everything. Most of the time, that just works until you kill a few dozen kids with measles or even after that.

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