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Live the way you'd want to be written about in History books. History is now. π˜Ώπ™ˆ=π˜½π™‘π™€π™˜π™ π™šπ™™
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😱My heart just fell through the bottom of my chest cavity, tumble through my torso, swirled down my femur & tibia, and exited the soul of my foot.
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The same reason we care if ppl get sick, if people have food, if people can get an education, if ppl have a roof over their heads... We care about ppl getting vaccines because we care about ppl. (And bc we understand science).
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It's ok. Swasticars make them easier to spot & avoid. It's not quite as good as branding their foreheads, but close enough.
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Why? They've both denied they ever dated, but even if they did it would have been 15-20 years ago. Do you need to be told your exes suck? Do you need to be updated on your exes from the middle ages?
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Apparently Democrats let you do it, too.
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Such a great book!
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Do more than rename Google. Dump Google & all of it's APPS.
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*army crawls in* What flavor will they be now?
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Wow! The entire NYTimes just army crawled through the SB Β½-time show. I am humbled.
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To bite?
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So... you're in the Pink Pony Club?
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Ohhhhhh yeahhh, I see it now. No. Yeah. It totally looks like her.
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Just the mask. Not saying anything else is bloated.
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The bloated body in the well mask?
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Hmmm... I've never seen "ignoraNus" used. Only seen "ignoramus." Since the 70s were so long ago, I would think this would be more widespread by now.
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If your local grocer doesn't carry snow, you can use a little fresh glacier.
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In the break room at work, preferably.
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*army crawls in* but... that's gross... *army crawls out*
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Still ready at a moment's notice to army crawl so low in here that the punchlines can't possibly find me. Just let me know.
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Time to get a sponsor
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You have only yourself to blame...
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So, no more paying taxes? Great
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At half staff
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Not me. I'm implementing the use of lead-based makeups and arsenic-laced elixirs in hopes that I will never have to experience the ailments of old age.
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I'm just going to army crawl in here in order to deliberately miss your joke so I can instead say something about dogs & chocolate that literally everyone one the planet already knows...
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This seems pretty childish & petty, what gives? Usually when ppl stoop to criticizing insignificant things there's usually some other thing they don't like about a person that they're afraid to admit. What is it that you really don't like? Bc we know it's not his spelling that has you up in arms.
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Pretending that any of the Cheneys are praise-worthy is not the flex you think it is.