“You can build all the dick rockets you want to go to Mars while you try to leave the rest of us on the burning Earth. We’re gonna take control. This is our world, and it’s our government, and it’s our money.” — Sara Nelson, Association of Flight Attendants president

Any currently elected official handed the absolutely nuclear gimme of the president of the United States calling himself a king and not jumping on it immediately to obliterate him should, honestly, retire.

Celebrating my one and a half BTs - Rocky (left) is a Boston Terrier/Beagle mix, Pablo (right) is a full Boston Terrier