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edisonout.bsky.social
Bot-like human, under sharer, twitter nobody here to be a Bluesky… well, nobody. Just can’t/won’t be there anymore. Fan of many things; some are good.
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Celeste has come through for so many of us for years. Now’s the time for us to come through for her.

I wrote about sharing a milestone birthday with SNL and how we all always persevere. www.pajiba.com/think_pieces...

I know there are a lot of calls for aid and action, but in case you're looking -- a group I've organized is raising funds to purchase cold weather gear and tents for the unhoused population in Harrisburg, PA. You can venmo any donations to Hannah (Venmo: thecharmingbarber) to contribute

I want to write late night stuff someday and I will do anything to get to New York. I recently started contributing to The Onion and The Hard Times so I’ll have a lil portfolio to show soon!!

Bumping --

It's been a few years since I trotted this back out, and this will be the last time for a while, but it's for a good cause.

If you read all four KISS autobiographies it's like Rashomon for idiots.

I wrote this bit that is entirely unrelated to current things

Important deadlines for New Yorkers who want to get rid of Mayor Eric Adams: Last day to register as a Dem to vote in the Democratic primary is on *February 14*. The Democratic primary is on June 24, 2025. Early voting starts June 14 ends June 22. Rank any or all Democratic candidates except Eric

This is like Kendrick and Drake if both of them were Drake.

Small thread: It's hard to remember the sheer inaccessibility of things in that age before the internet -- the document dives in research libraries or organizational collections, the snail-mail letters of queries and hope-against-hope that someone else might have what you aren't sure exists...

"The media culture has devolved to a point where anyone can say anyfucking thing they want and just keep walking. It's just utterly fucked." -- Thomas Jefferson

Republican members of Congress aren’t assessing right or wrong, they’re assessing if the propaganda machine is holding up as the consequences start to appear. They may act in self-preservation if they start to believe that their media ecosystem won’t protect them.

This one.

CORPORATE DEI WEBINAR: If you meet someone from East Asia, you should avoid asking "So which kind are you?" JACUZZI DEALERSHIP OWNER: Well, that's it. Time to start the Fourth Reich.

As someone who had to deal with an employer insisting on accommodation negotiations over the phone, the move is documentation via email. “Hi, Karen, I just wanted to confirm the conversation we had via phone this afternoon. You asked me to [x activity] despite my doctor advising [y]. Is that right?”

One of the ways Depp's PR blitz against Amber Heard was so effective was in how it totally isolated her by making any association with her, even from her friends, seem totally toxic. So, "sources" claiming Taylor Swift is now distancing herself from Blake Lively reminds me a lot of that.

I hate it when you go to a fancy restaurant and the food tastes like the chef doesn't have any tattoos

THIS is my England. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

If you have older parents, here’s something to add to your phone scripts & letters: What, exactly, are you going to do to guarantee that my parents receive their Social Security payments in February?

Lol

when y'all piss me off i go over to the Discover tab and pretend those are my friends

I think some people hear “grants” and think that without them, scientists and government workers just have less stuff to play with at work. But grants fund salaries for students, academics, researchers, and people who work in all areas of public service. “Pausing” grants means people don’t eat.

It's good that there's a 25% tarriff on imported coffee now. This will incentivize people to purchase American coffee, grown in the New Jersey coffee forests

no corporation is your friend but it’s nice that Costco hasn’t designated a master race

Jonathan Greenblatt served the Nazi a beer.

cross-posting here -- very excited, very honored, very thankful to the brilliant Lorraine Ali for thinking of me, thank you to all!

Crazy that Reddit is the one social network standing up to the Nazis.

More like Writer S. Thompson (i learn that he was also an avid hunter) More like Hunter S. Writer

Us: Republicans have used decades of propaganda and illegal dealings to secure more and more power for decades, and they have taught you to blame Democrats for their actions. Y'all: And the Dems have done nothing to stop them! Us:

Looks like we're on our own here folks, go fund me is pretty much now our social safety net. Numerous people hurting in CA right now so if you can help out at all, here are some links. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

Celeste still needs help. @celestepewter.bsky.social does so much for so many, and just needs this one chance to get into a much better situation. I know today is hard, and things are rough out there, but maybe this is one way to do something positive? See the gofundme below!

A lifelong shit-stirring provocateur is now at the centre of one of the most abhorrent sexual assault scandals to strike the world of literature. What do we do with Amanda Palmer now?

Saying goodbye to Dr. King. I climbed a pole for a better view. Remember that truth and light can't die. It lives inside y'all, and they can't take it away.

The Governor of NC has called for a GOP Supreme Court candidate to concede after I revealed for @propublica.org that Jefferson Griffin was trying to overturn his election loss by seeking to toss 5.5k military ballots--which is exactly the same way that Griffin has voted in the past. #ncpol

My mom has been watching The Dick Van Dyke show and has become real comfortable saying “Time for some more Dick”

Just a reminder that The Sad Bastard Cookbook exists and is free or for money if you can afford it. The combination of winter and *gesticulates wildly* everything, it’s good to be reminded of easy ways to feed yourself and feel less alone. traumbooks.itch.io/the-sad-bast...

“Duel of the Fates” fighting music from The Phantom Menace becomes exponentially more enjoyable when you give the lyrics “big dick, little dick” during very specific bits of it. You’re welcome. Ok, have a nice day!

The ‘Severance’ premiere was good and I have plenty of questions, some of which I ask here: www.pajiba.com/tv_reviews/w...

Historical fact: When I was a kid, we had so many eggs, and so much toilet paper that he cast them at the homes of our enemies.

It turns out the real skeleton crew is whoever was in charge of the final scene. Seriously, did they fall asleep? My review:

BRING. BACK. LOCAL. ACCESS. CHANNELS. We deserve to see weird shit

Only in New Orleans do you find a copy of @wendellpierce.bsky.social’s wonderful post-Katrina memoir at a bookshop run by the nephew of local jazz legend Deacon John Moore (who played Pierce’s teacher Danny on Treme). Like @audacityofdespair.bsky.social himself penned the scene.

Remember that January 20th 2025 is Martin Luther King Jr Day.. A day of service. Let's not be consumed by any other events of the day and let's focus on service to those less fortunate.