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the algorithm whiffs bigly...i'm not ordering any cookbook from 'skinnytaste' 🥸

deals are being made every day

Boebert: If I may continue — is it true you are the head of a “modern Stone Age family?” Morley: Again, I think you’re confusing…

Evergreen post.

I had a wet dream about Elon Musk where I ran him over with a Tesla and pissed myself laughing.

If Hooters had started home delivery and called it "Knockers," they wouldn't be going bankrupt.

buggered in bangalore

Deducting the news by reading shitposts

you are lov’d

I swear to God you could drown a toddler in my panties when I look at him.

OMG! 🤣

[minor traffic accident] Insurance Adjustor: "What gear were you in at the moment of impact?" Me: "Lululemon hotty hots, a tee shirt and Reeboks."

Robert F. Kenney got into Harvard by submitting an application that was a single page long and consisted entirely of his name. Here's why it's time to end DEI.

if your cat's litter isn't clumping when they pee, you're doing it wrong #pussycatman

the freckles are gone, and that front tooth came down but inside, after all this time since grade 2, this is still me some people peeps say it's a gift some people don't get it some people don't like it...ftg #whatmeworry

my porn actor name is alph bonobo

real alpha males live outside in a big hole they dug

#pussycatman

this is Chester he's a bowling ball #pussycatman

Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off On Technicality — theonion.com/jurisprudenc...

jesus help me...i'm captive in an '80s music time warp with up to the minute news

This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.

if you're buying peanut butter with a pool of oil at the top, then you're doing it wrong

oh my god the grocery store lobster I've been following on YouTube for over two years has died

Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be these cunts.

Watching Putin’s little stooges try to bully Zelenskyy in our goddamned White House is pretty repulsive.

Ready Fire Aim is a lousy way to govern.

waking up in the night with an erection is much, much better than waking up with gout #donottouch

is it a slippery slope from mistress to mattress?

developing a love scammer dating app called plenty of catfish

This is phil he lives in st. philips he came down from #GooseBay 3½ years ago in a cardboard box with his litter mates he's a 100% purebred Labrador collector

At this stage no one would be surprised if Donald pasted the original Russian text into his tweets.

all i need now is a boat #sailingaway

if you're yawning when you pose a question, two things are likely to happen: your interlocutor won't have a clue what you just said, and you won't understand a word when they yawn back at you, wondering out loud what it was that you just said

i'm a pussy cat man

low-solute water sports #silvernvicez

it sucks all the air out of the room any time somebody says his name #FuckThatGuy

what if the trans community threw out the T in LGBTQ and took brand ownership of the letter X 😗 could be turned into some serious fun #LGBXQ instead of #LGBTQ

i'm starting all emails to my long lost boss mike with 'Hell Mike...'

OTD in 2022 george galloway released one of the absolute, all-time classics. He has yet to delete it. Or confirm/deny if this means he is in fact being paid to act like an idiot, or if he just does it free. #JustAskingQuestions