edwardmartiniii.bsky.social
Author, screenwriter, filmmaker, and solver of problems (usually my own, I’ll admit). Always happy to talk story with story-talkers. Always welcoming to under-represented voices, trans voices, etc.
If I ran for office, my “party” would be Starfleet.
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Comparison:
44 billion = 44,000 millions, or $44,000,000,000
Most people only mention 270 millions ($270,000,000)
But it’s reasonable to consider his contribution to Trump’s election to be $44,270,000,000.
Imagine spending so much money that $270,000,000 is considered “in the noise”!
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We tried to follow guidelines, knowing that the situation would change. We made masks for our friends because that was one way we could help.
Who threw super-aggressive shit-fits about masks, making up the weirdest shit ever, just to avoid giving 0.0025 of a shit? Fuckin’ right-wingers.
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We were all sharing sourdough recipes and “How you doing, buddies?” Who were the first people to throw a fuckin’ shit-fit over not being able to get haircuts? Fuckin’ right-wingers.
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I don’t know Andy, but he can roll his opinion up with toilet paper and flush it.
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Exactly perfect! Sharing!
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One of my partners lives there and I’m of a nonzero percent opinion, this person was targeting the capitol and/or Evergreen. :/
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Rock on! Same to you!
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I saw that “usually”… ;)
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It’s absolutely lovely. Training helps prevent danger. ;)
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More headlines “GOP members all seem to agree — they are okay with you dying!” are needed.
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Dukes of Hazzard Voiceover: “That deficit got so big and loud, a six-pack of good ol’ boys down by Possum Creek done strapped a pipe to its ass and called it a whiskey-wagon! Yee-haw!”
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The Deficit: “Fuuuuuuck yeah, my bigness comin’ through, make some fuckin’ roooooom!”
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Ah, an article that seems to suggest “Here’s someone that we think if you throw under the bus, you might sway some voters.”
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Jedi masters have no limits.
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In fairness, it’s not as if the Jedi can handle deep scrutiny.
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He seems to be thinking various episodes of House are “medical reality.”
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I admit, it’s soul-exhausting to see just how many people fantasize about Star Wars, and in those fantasies, they’re the masked stormtroopers.
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I think more people need to be reporting that this man wants dead Americans.
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Me (sliding my Intellivision under the bed shamefacedly): sigh…
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This is a man who has ALWAYS been deeply obsessed with girl children, but apparently, for his fan club, inspiring child-rape is a selling point.
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Maybe the “Hard Knocks” were against their still-developing brains as toddlers, locking their development at that spot?
It’s a working hypothesis that fits the curve, I guess.
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My message to Europeans: beware the madness of the US!
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Is this the dinner where he helicoptered in, mouth-shat for fifteen minutes, and helicoptered out?
If so, the attendees seemed very sad that he didn’t let them suckle at his flaps even for a few seconds.
God, to be so confident and yet so stupid.
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More people need to underscore that #HeDoesntKnowWhatHesDoing applies to THE ENTIRE GODDAMN PARTY!