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Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me

explaining the rise of the mercantile classes to an American: imagine a burgher

Jimmy told everyone their fit was crap and they never forgave him

Juror #2 (2024)

They need to invent procrastination where you don't have to deal with its consequences later

Why do two of them feature a silhouette of Daniel Day Lewis?

The Detroit Lions being good now is really weird for someone who was born and raised in a Lions home. I'm still not sure how to react. It's like your dad told you he is going out for cigarettes and actually comes back.

I’m convinced the people in the dune universe are actual idiots and the bene gesserit and mentats have a more or less average iq. “The first step in avoiding a trap is knowing it’s there” *immediately walks into trap*

banging on the window at a dinner party, insisting that they have to let me in so that it doesn't become an echo chamber

Napoleon, December 3, 1812

We should only have access to the internet three days a week. Things would be better

Every Drive to Survive season: 1. Mercedes and Red Bull rivalry 2. Ferrari has engine troubles again! 3. Guenther has to secure financing. This time he’ll be taking part in a high-stakes underground poker game. Will he secure Haas’s future? Tune in

We need to do something about the font of capital “I”, I keep confusing Al with AI

me when fb marketplace shows me a piece of art that is 1. something I like, 2. cheap 3. the size I want. But it's in a completely different state

I don't get why people are so fearful of 5K Thanksgiving families. No one is making you join them

I honestly don't get what the big deal about passive voice is

Why does it feel like the UK is always having an election every 4 months

didn’t realize it on first watch but Legally Blonde is the most on-the-nose commentary about old money vs. new money intraclass dynamics since the Great Gatsby

House of usher is decent. Just wish it had a more "serious" horror vibe

That doctor in last of us was an idiot lol

*copy pastes times new roman text into doc that's also in times new roman* Word: let's make it Calibri to spice things up

Look at hank using iron tools. Someone thinks he's too fancy to use bronze like the rest of us

My greatest fear is that I will end up in a lawsuit that law students will learn from 100 years from now

[25 minutes into a Stephen King adaptation] Capitol security boss: everyone’s asking us who pulled the alarm Guard: we checked the footage, sir, and…you’re going to want to see this yourself Boss (looking at grainy footage of Dianne Feinstein): how… [cut to a sunny day in a small New England town]

Every O'Conner opinion is 50% a history lesson of the issue at hand, 40% repeating her rationale over and over again, 10% actual application of the law to the facts