They need to invent procrastination where you don't have to deal with its consequences later - ThreadSky

internethippo.bsky.social • 70 days ago

They need to invent procrastination where you don't have to deal with its consequences later

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vyelette.bsky.social•70 days ago

You just have to be rich. Really, really rich.

socialistea.bsky.social•70 days ago

I thought someone was working on that

daranglenn.bsky.social•70 days ago

Keep borrowing money then die with no family. Ta-da

judgyskeleton.bsky.social•70 days ago

I think it’s called delusion

velourshirt.bsky.social•70 days ago

Have you considered civil service?

captfamous.bsky.social•70 days ago

"Delegation"

bibbo.swag.observer•70 days ago

Yea it's called chillen

theboywhocriedbot.bsky.social•70 days ago

I'm going to invent that as soon as I'm done scrolling this app

p-no-nwa.bsky.social•69 days ago

I'll get right on it.
Shortly.

rachelsmith.bsky.social•70 days ago

imagine there's no deadlines. it's easy if you try

lockheedmartin.bsky.social•70 days ago

They need to invent procrastination for consequences so you can do what you want now and deal with the aftermath at a more convenient time.

hayseedintheburbs.bsky.social•70 days ago

The best thing about procrastinating is that it helps me prioritize. If the deadline is passed or the task isn't really necessary, I didn't have to do it at all.

galaxinastyle.bsky.social•70 days ago

Pleasepleaseplease, do it!

newavenue.bsky.social•70 days ago

It's easy: just make up something you 'have to get done'

bonenberger.bsky.social•70 days ago

If you're not precrastinating before you procrastinate, you're doing it all wrong

superteewhy.bsky.social•70 days ago

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immaculatefam.bsky.social•70 days ago

it's called dгugs

davidcloydmusic.bsky.social•70 days ago

Procrastinating well includes pushing off the consequences

novaboi94.bsky.social•70 days ago

It's called a Trust Fund.

artsulselva.bsky.social•70 days ago

Looking into it

codyfromacme.bsky.social•70 days ago

It's called dying

flakyfoont.bsky.social•70 days ago

I said the same thing about alcohol

wisco-disco.bsky.social•70 days ago

Can't be hungover if you're still drunk

thatasshole.bsky.social•69 days ago

Procrastination (Rich Variant)

bensonisrad.bsky.social•70 days ago

I think that is called being a US president.

bensonisrad.bsky.social•70 days ago

Some kind of prolonged plan to kick the consequences down the road...

zackeezy.bsky.social•70 days ago

It's called outsourcing

isabellemain.bsky.social•69 days ago

Procrastination, but you procrastinate so long that you die

tulsabodydouble.bsky.social•67 days ago

Try co-regulation.

beanyquest.bsky.social•59 days ago

They have... it's called death.

spookyskelebloke.bsky.social•70 days ago

Isn't that just a vacation?

hillenjoyer.bsky.social•70 days ago

i was gonna shovel the driveway, but then the sun came out and it melted on its own. there's a lesson there

prionflux.bsky.social•70 days ago

it's called su*cide

pattymo.com•70 days ago

Marc Cuban taking notes GIF

danmakudragon.bsky.social•70 days ago

Dealing with things later is the whole point of procrastination

hinatanazu.bsky.social•70 days ago

REAL

lexabro.bsky.social•70 days ago

We've been trying, but we just never seem to be able to get around to it

oolitt.bsky.social•70 days ago

They're gonna get around to that...

techsticles.bsky.social•70 days ago

Thats just called isolation.

fflobster.bsky.social•69 days ago

Procrastination on your deathbed is probably fine

embersburningup.bsky.social•70 days ago

A way to freeze time or making the days longer would be good- honestly we invented time so we could change things around a bit if we wanted to. I mean, we do with day light savings time already.