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The reply email inbox for this “what did you do last week” email is [email protected], so, you know, definitely don’t send them any unrelated messages that would interfere with their ability to carry out Elon’s dumbass bullshit

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I don't know why they're called Ice officers. They're not even cool. I'm very sorry.

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Spoiler: The glue is failing in freezing weather. Because they used glue on the Cybertruck.

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If you post AI "art" in my mentions you're getting blocked. The devaluing of human beings is how we got here.

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Every so often I remember that Oprah brought us Dr Phil, Dr Oz and The Secret but the only person she brought back to destroy on her show was the guy who pretended to be a worse drug addict than he actually was in a book

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This muthafukka really doesn't take a bad shot.

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DOGE has spent $40 million in one month

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As @sarahkendzior.bsky.social has been saying for years and in her books, they want to strip our country down and sell it for parts. They're looting everything, including our data and public lands to sell to the highest bidder. Every Member of Congress should have seen this coming.

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Breaking — The Social Security Administration is dissolving its Office of Analytics Review and Oversight effective 2pm today, an agency source tells me. In a meeting leadership claimed it was part of government-wide mission to “align missions better” & said it was the first of many changes to come.

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NEW: The Energy Department tried to spin its DOGE-directed firing of nuclear-safety officials as affecting just non-critical staff. But this wasn’t close to true. In fact, one of the officials locked out of his work accounts was the top authority for all nuclear-safety matters in the agency.

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At what point will Doge dismantle the US post office?

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BREAKING: It's been only ten days since we warned about this... #Apple removed its e2e #encryption (Advanced Data Protection) in the #UK after the government demanded a #backdoor. 📢 Fight for #privacy! #PrivacyMatters #NoBackdoors 🔗 www.bloomberg.com/news/article... bsky.app/profile/tuta...

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Among those Trump and Musk fired at the FAA: - Lawyers who help keep drunk or reckless pilots out of the skies - Air traffic control support staff - Employees who track potential new flying hazards like cranes - Staffers who medically clear pilots to fly www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

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Musk called DOGE “maximally transparent,” but it has refused to release info about its spending and operations — including the names of its employees. Thankfully, @propublica.org has identified 46 of them, including 12 new names just added to the list today.

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Get arrested preventing DOGE goons from entering public buildings, get arrested going into public buildings to find out what DOGE goons are doing, get arrested on the floor during confirmation votes to protest the rubber stamping of unqualified candidates

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I'm seriously surprised someone hasn't gone postal yet with the Doge wrecking ball coming after them all.

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Why have one pair of guillotine earrings when you can have two?

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Underrated aspect of the Chris Kluwe video is him wearing a Tecmo Bowl hoodie

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Elon Musk at CPAC

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Immigrants aren’t stealing jobs, Trump is.

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Happy Black History Month

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Just learned that techno feudalism isn't when you have an argument with your bro at the club.

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They were only off by about $231 million.

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Nice to hear some Khruangbin on the new White Lotus episode.

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DOGE By The Numbers theonion.com/doge-by...

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Stealing the infrastructure we paid for. They're treating blue states and cities like we're conquered territory to be plundered.

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New — Social Security Administration (SSA) probationary employees were told today that they have eight hours to agree to be reassigned to a field office, tele-service center or payment center and waive all rights to appeal reassignment, or they will be fired, agency source tells me.

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I want you to understand how unusual this is. These $PLTR traders made millions, before news of the Pentagon 8% budget cut + CEO new sale plan. $PLTR is down 18% in two days.

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Great news for tax cheaters!

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James Bond will return on Amazon in JAR FULL OF PEE

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REVEALED: we identified the operator of an overtly racist X account, "GlomarResponder," as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.

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