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No matter what life throws at me, I'll NEVER be into steam punk

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watching the Making of Swordfish doc (don't ask/don't judge) and Dominic Sena talks about how John Travolta likes to keep it light on set and has little pranks he likes to play. like Travolta asked to do one more take of the coffee shop scene and pulled out this giant teacup out of nowhere lmao

submitted 30 days ago • 26 comments

government being destroyed by people that participated in the rick and morty sauce freakout

submitted 29 days ago • 38 comments

Sad to see low-income seniors that voted for Trump alarmed their subsidized housing is on the chopping block in real-time.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

My cats said I can post this publicly now: they are lesbians (not romantic - pure platonic relationship, too big an age gap for both)

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

How was everyone’s Jan 6th

submitted 62 days ago • 28 comments

The creatine subreddit is going off

submitted 74 days ago • 77 comments

oh nothing ever happens in a vacuum huh?? so i guess the moon landing is nothing to you. not to mention the engineering triumph found within each and every smooth to handle yet incomparably powerful Dyson. dumb ass

submitted 71 days ago • 4 comments

velma: another mystery solved gang. there's no such thing as the supernatural, just ol' fashioned trickery scooby doo, the talking dog: rol' rashioned rickery

submitted 74 days ago • 10 comments

This is me btw

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

She is elegance

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

My thoughts on Les Mis 162 years later **spoilers ahead** At least javert had the decency to kill himself, thenardier was objectively worse

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Hey does anyone here have a run down amusement park they could sell me? I’m planning to construct a lair

submitted 87 days ago • 223 comments

Is it an actionable threat taking work zoom calls holding an unsheathed sword

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

I want to beat the ass of people saying this

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

CROW ON MST3K: He makes Ted Danson look like Gavin MacLeod! ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha

submitted 93 days ago • 77 comments

Only time I lose the Oxford comma is when character count COUNTS

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Mijente is hosting a Deportation Defense Series: Skill Up + Crew Up, a 3-part virtual series on deportation defense on December 10th, 13th, and 16th. us02web.zoom.us/meeting/regi...

submitted 97 days ago • 16 comments

Two Detroit icons captured in one pic, Kermit from the Detroit thanksgiving parade and Mark Savaya's Leaf and Bud ad campaign

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech. Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.

submitted 108 days ago • 96 comments

Ad revenue over at Twitter goes crazy

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

The thing i think about all the time is: why?

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

As a bit, I want to start referring to seasons as fiscal quarters: "ah yes excited for Q3 and Q4 when I get to watch movies and be cozy while everything is cold."

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submitted 113 days ago • 6 comments

only using x for my banking moving forward

submitted 116 days ago • 84 comments

Gonna name my kid Jim James

submitted 505 days ago • 0 comments

“I think you’ve had enough, sir.”

submitted 513 days ago • 15 comments

sorry ladies i’m about to be taken

submitted 517 days ago • 11 comments

Fat Bear voting starts in the morning!

submitted 529 days ago • 1 comment

Straight from the horse's mouth

submitted 535 days ago • 10 comments

Grew this sumbitch from scratch

submitted 534 days ago • 0 comments

Jigsaw: your tenacity is admirable Jonathan. you’ve beaten my game Johnny Knoxville (bleeding from his skull): gimme the next one Jigsaw: Jigsaw: what Knoxville (wearing a bear trap like a diaper): I’m ready for the next one man!

submitted 537 days ago • 11 comments

The mailman says if I don't get any mail soon he's gonna break my legs

submitted 556 days ago • 6 comments

How I look when I start an email with “Good evening,”

submitted 563 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking about the time I saw The National in concert. The singer asked "how's everyone doing tonight?" and the guy next to me shouted "I'm getting a divorce"

submitted 579 days ago • 22 comments

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*a burglar checking the hollowed out space in my Bible and finding a smaller Bible*

submitted 579 days ago • 2 comments

White people changing the default yellow hand emoji to the white version is sus

submitted 580 days ago • 1 comment

[ four dentists coming out of the woods ] me: hey weren't there five of you them: (in agreement) no

submitted 584 days ago • 11 comments