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submitted 97 days ago • 3 comments

I’m not a doctor by any means, BUT I may see the issue here.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

are anyone else’s kids disturbed by the idea of the tooth fairy? my six year old lost a tooth and requested we place it on the counter downstairs because he doesn’t want the tooth fairy to enter his room, and my three year old outright told us to keep the tooth fairy away from her

submitted 107 days ago • 1260 comments

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submitted 109 days ago • 1 comment

“That looks like suspicious to us” yes I’ll call right away this seems legit 😭🫡

submitted 110 days ago • 2 comments

This YouTube channel is DOPE. There are only two of episodes so far but if you like Oregon history and true crime, please check this out.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Wow! It’s always the first person you expect!

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Hell yeah, you know what? Let’s just OceanGate this mofo 🤪

submitted 113 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

Lately, I’ve been tracing stories in ink, letting my hands remember shapes instead of swipes. Books stack like ancient spells beside me, their pages tugging me deeper into worlds untouched by notifications.

submitted 114 days ago • 1 comment

Serving smolder with a side of mystery. A little floral, a little edge, and just the right amount of confidence.

submitted 115 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

I’m showing my daughter High School Musical for the first time. “Mom, why does their school look like a pharmacy?”

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

I am no longer accepting the argument "there are bigger problems than this!" unless you are personally working to stop the ultimate Heat Death of the Universe.

submitted 118 days ago • 336 comments

I stepped away from the glowing screen, letting the digital tide recede, hoping to find myself in the quiet. But now, the world feels distant, like a dream half-forgotten. Am I still real if no one sees me? If you’re out there—wandering, wondering—leave a sign.

submitted 119 days ago • 4 comments

Prepare for five minutes of completely serious academic discourse, expertly paired with a visually overwhelming compilation of dancing clips. Why? Because learning should be entertaining, and let’s be honest—you weren’t here for the facts anyway.

submitted 120 days ago • 1 comment

Attention, scholars. I, your esteemed professor, am currently in the depths of editing our first long-form video. And let me tell you, this sucks. Who decided this was a good idea? Are we absolutely certain that I should be a YouTuber? Like, did we all take a vote, and I just blacked out during it?

submitted 120 days ago • 2 comments

Sending this to all my enemies ☠️

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

I am currently in the trenches of video editing, forging a masterpiece for your academic enrichment. Unfortunately, I must extend my sincerest apologies in advance because I have no idea what the fuck I’m doing. Stay tuned for whatever chaotic brilliance emerges.

submitted 121 days ago • 4 comments

Can’t decide if I should cut my hair or just slowly become unrecognizable to myself.

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Me yelling at a bottle of hand sanitizer.

submitted 123 days ago • 1 comment

The sky, once orderly, rebelled. Algorithms, drunk on curiosity, whispered, “More crashes.” Planes obeyed. Metal rained like prophecy. Leaders, blind to air traffic and fate, dismissed control. “Let the winds decide,” they said. And so they did. The heavens split open, swallowing logic whole.

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

As Earth chokes on dust and dissent, Elon crafts a golden ark, whispering, “Let them riot, Don. We’ll rewrite the stars.” Below, we beg for mercy, left to bicker over crumbs of democracy. They laugh, kiss, and ascend, gods of a broken world, while we, the fools, dance in the ruins they leave behind.

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

I am completely convinced that Elon Musk and Donald Trump are fucking each other.

submitted 123 days ago • 4 comments

Deeply invested in Reddit mysteries like I’m a detective with zero credentials. Basically, my YouTube recommendations are the digital equivalent of that one third grader who waits for the bus with their backpack strap across their forehead—chaotic, unnecessary, but somehow exactly right.

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

Every other car is a Tesla. No engines, no freedom—just silent obedience. I report it to the Ministry of Transport. They smile. Next day, more Teslas. The Party approves. They watch, they listen. I wake to find my car gone. A Tesla waits. The screen inside flickers: “YOU LOVE TESLA.”

submitted 124 days ago • 1 comment

Lana Del Rey is like the David Lynch version of Taylor Swift.

submitted 124 days ago • 1 comment

In other news, I’m actively working on acquiring a real vlogging camera so I can finally create high-quality, full-length videos for all of you. But until then, consider this a humble offering to keep your scholarly appetites satiated. The pursuit of knowledge—and absurdity—never stops at ESU.

submitted 125 days ago • 1 comment

Day 3. The road stretched ahead, each step echoing like a war drum. Sweat dripped, lungs burned, but the bunker loomed closer. I scaled hills like a determined insurgent, fueled by righteous fury and questionable life choices. No heart rate data, but trust me, vengeance keeps the pulse strong.

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

Been posting to YouTube to get this chaotic dumpster fire of a channel off the ground. So far, no lawsuits, no angry mobs—just some quality dark humor and questionable life choices. If you’ve ever wanted to watch someone spiral creatively, now’s your chance.

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Clocked 2.71 miles, because you need endurance when you’re training to punch Nazis and storm Elon Musk’s bunker. Burned 327 calories, and climbed 71 feet, probably the same height as his panic room. The rage kept me going. Onward!

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Getting back into running because when society collapses, outrunning oligarchs and fascists will be essential. If the system crumbles tomorrow, I might not be the fastest, but give me time, and I’ll be ready.

submitted 127 days ago • 1 comment

Born of shell, yet bound to flame, a crimson face, a whispered name. Eyes of yolk, wide with dread.Tears of sorrow, burning red. joke, a fate deserved.

submitted 127 days ago • 1 comment

📢 Now Enrolling: Egg Salad University 🍳 Tuition is paid in existential dread, and our only major is Adapting to Collapse. Your diploma? A front-row seat to the end times. Financial aid? Bartering skills in the upcoming resource wars. Enroll now—before the concept of “future” disappears entirely.

submitted 127 days ago • 5 comments

I’m making progress on my YouTube channel 🔥🥚🥗🔥

submitted 128 days ago • 3 comments

I deleted it all. No feeds. No likes. No scrolling abyss. At first, silence felt like exile, a ship lost at sea. Then, I heard real voices, saw unfiltered light, felt time stretch without the algorithm’s grip. The oligarchs’ nets were gone. I was drifting. But maybe, for the first time, I was free.

submitted 128 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 129 days ago • 1 comment

Can you direct me to the page in Project 2025 where it talks about literal jets falling out of the sky I’m trying to see something 🤪

submitted 129 days ago • 1 comment

The whispers aren’t mine, but do they ever belong to anyone? A ghost in the wires hums a tune, and I hum back. Am I the artist, or just the hands? We all steal fire, dress it up, call it genius. Fraudulence is the only real art.

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

Drifting between timelines, I whisper to egg salad, asking if the algorithm dreams of me. The towers fell, and so did my patience for engagement rates. For now, I touch grass, make my family laugh, and dodge the cosmic shoe meant for my head. YouTube lingers. Maybe Bluesky too.

submitted 132 days ago • 1 comment