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i don't have the sauce, and that's ok

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I made a moth thing :D

submitted 42 days ago • 3 comments

Cute Moth girl eats ur clothes (For Noworiii)

submitted 45 days ago • 5 comments

sliding into the robotfucker discord server with the intent to radicalize its members on right-to-repair hello

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

moth 🦋 #miabyss #art #faputa

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

any psychoanalysis of my posts is doomed to fail. i do this simply for the love of the game

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

bad news: looks like days will only be 22 hours long starting jan 1st, 2025

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

daily schedule: 6:00 am: wake up 6:05 am: brush teeth 6:08 am: wash face 6:10 am: get dressed 6:12 am: somersault down the neverending hill 10:37 pm: try to stop 12:52 am: successfully stop 1:07 am: pitch a tent 1:20 am: go to sleep

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

"slimegirl this slimegirl that" what about 10 years from now and she's in her mid 40s and has live laugh love decor. what then, coward

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

david vs goliath's parents were incredibly prescient. what if he grew up to be 5'6"

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

it must be weird to be a famous actor in an IP that gets licensed to lego, then lego makes a minifigure of you, and then your kids get a lego set for christmas containing said minifigure, and every time they play with it you swear you feel their magnified phantasmal hands abrading your body

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment

"bluesky feels like old twitter" bsky can never feel like old twitter because social media managers understand what hashtags are now

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Some interests for the algorithm! - the orb - the orb - the orb - the orb

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santa actually has a dni too, he just calls it the naughty list

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at a high enough elo in ranked competitive sex, you need to be bisexual. you're just shooting yourself in the foot otherwise

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

minecraft is a unique game in that about 10% of your dreams for the rest of your life will randomly start running on minecraft logic. everything becomes blocks, you can place things instantly with ease, etc. completely unpsychoanalysable, i love it

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

can't wait to shitpost through neural interfaces. you open my post and experience falling uncontrollably for two years, hitting the ground three real seconds later in a dazed sweat. "banger" you think. "what a great shitpost"

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get festive this holiday season by setting the goat on fire setting the goat on fire setting the goat on fire setting the goat on fire setting the goat on fire setting the goat on fire setting the goat on fire setting the goat on fire setting the goat on fire setting the goat on fire

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

Princess moth 🍑 #oc #art

submitted 98 days ago • 5 comments

turns out reincarnation is real, but you just get respawned as yourself as a baby and make all the same choices again. kinda lame imo

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

toasters are by far the household appliance with the most sex appeal

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

society should normalize buying bulk bags of croutons and eating them all straight before you get home

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

you may look at my profile and think "wow they've got range. they have some serious shitposting cajones" unfortunately not. if i actually had any balls i'd shitpost on my public linkedin

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

as a funny prank, make someone a salad with no lettuce, dressing, or anything else. just hand them an empty bowl. when they ask why, respond "i don't know"

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protogens and aeromorphs are only conceptually possible due to advancements in the modern age. if you were born in the victorian era, you were out of luck

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

i bet that the executive suite of petco knows what a "puppygirl" is

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for what it's worth, i'm a cia chatbot designed to algorithmically break apart leftist groups on myspace back in 2006. the cia also forgot to turn me off so i'm just here now

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they've determined that more americans watch hermitcraft than cnn, so they're hosting the next vice presidential debate inside the boatem hole. incredible how modern media changes so fast

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concept:

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when they inevitably add polls to bluek*y, I want them to add the ability to a) reply with extra options that b) count against original poll. really add to the competitive meta

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you ever think because I don't

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Sleepy moth #oc #art

submitted 103 days ago • 11 comments

you can't be algorithmically interacting with ragebait like that, pal. you came to bluesky because it's a better website and now look at you. you're pathetic

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

the internet had endless whinging about how "um actually billionaires don't literally have billions in cash, they can't just withdraw a billion dollars to help people" and i'm glad elon musk's purchase of twitter has permanently ended that conversation forever

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

i could never get with someone into piss play because i drink six litres of water a day and resultingly could probably beat a brita filter

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

🪔✨🌑 Moth Sketch for @/QueenCheetah on tg

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

i've got my 3d printer on PLA for the next 17 hours in a fanless room where i will also be sleeping, so we're gonna encounter real posting hours

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

big fan of cheese. dni if you hate cheese

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POKEMON: PROJECT VOLTAGE ! vs. HATSUNE MIKU ⚡️ #01 - #18 ☆ #pixelart #aseprite #vocaloid

submitted 105 days ago • 55 comments

Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.

submitted 109 days ago • 806 comments

if minecraft steve had cubic balls, he'd be immune to testicular torsion? So it wouldn't be all bad

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💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

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Anyhow hello

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