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Overheard: The Tesla Chainsaw Massacre.

9 US police officers to protect a single Cybertruck from *checks notes* protest signs. #3E #endoligarchy #teslatakeover #teslatakedown

"British troops will be a direct target for our missiles. You will get coffins in return." Evgeny Popov, MP in Putin's United Russia Party and Russian TV presenter, tells @faisalislam.bsky.social that it would be "unacceptable" to Russia if Britain sends peacekeeping troops to Ukraine #Newsnight

80-odd years and the Nazi’s still haven’t mastered rocket propulsion. Master race my arse… www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Spotted in Canada…

Oh.

Pick. That. Out.

Playing the Trump card

(AFP) - A dozen Teslas were torched in France in what authorities are treating as an arson attack, the prosecutor's office said Monday. @afpnews.bsky.social $TSLA

Priti Patel goes studs up on Nigel Farage’s critique of Zelenskyy - proper shift in gear in Tories criticising Reform, and Patel v much leading that charge

Asked if he still thinks Zelensky is a dictator Trump replies “Did I say that? I can’t believe I said that” Yes you did👇

What are you guys doing???

So - I've actually led Ebola outbreak response at USAID. This is bunk from Elon. They have laid off most of the experts, they're bankrupting most of the partner orgs, have withdrawn from WHO, and muzzled CDC. What's left is a fig-leaf effort to cover their asses politically.

Air traffic controllers are required by law to retire at 56. It is a high-stress, high-intensity job that requires intense focus. The retirement rules are there to keep us all safe. This fucking guy has no clue what's he's doing.

💥 BREAKING: At John Deere's annual shareholders meeting today, shareholders overwhelmingly rejected an anti-DEI proposal brought by the same group that targeted Costco and Apple. An anti-DEI proposal from the NCPPR received less than 1 percent of votes. Deere shareholders: DEI is in. Bigots are out

Macron’s face. 😂😂

NEW: I just asked Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett if she had a message to Elon Musk. What would she say to him? Here was her answer: “Fuck off.”

Breaking news: U.S. sides with Russia to vote against a U.N. resolution condemning Moscow for the Ukraine war. Washington’s dramatic shift on the conflict marks a major break with its European allies and coincides with the Trump administration’s bid to repair relations with the Kremlin.

A big three points 🙌

Ian Fleming's original James Bond novels haven't aged well. For example, Moonraker - published almost exactly 70 years ago in April 1955 - features a villain who's a super-rich industrialist and rocket-maker seeking to cause chaos because he's a secret Nazi. Such a silly idea!

“I think Elon Musk is a hero.” Nigel Farage

Reform’s solution to the energy crisis and rising bills is... add taxes to renewable energy companies... add taxes to farmers who put up solar farms; ban battery energy storage systems which help make bills more affordable... force new grid infrastructure to be buried underground Ho ho! #r4today

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Newcastle will NOT allow best players to leave if they miss out on Champions League 💰 Club in strong PSR position & will send robust message to rivals, agents & own stars 👇 Full story amid concern over performance + hope for big summer www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba...

Neo-Nazi terrorist and convicted mass murderer Anders Breivik, who killed 77 people in Norway in 2011, cited this same Napoleon quote in his manifesto.

Merlin Premier League sticker of Antoine Sibierski from the 2006/07 season. Who is your favourite player to represent both Newcastle and Manchester City? nufccollection.wordpress.com/object-blog/

Says a US administration which, last time I looked, was still barring Associated Press from White House events because it refuses to change its style guide so "Gulf of Mexico" is renamed "Gulf of America".

YOUR CARABAO CUP FINALISTS 😍

Jason Tindall approaches the Arsenal bench #nufc

Chelsea chairman and co-owner Todd Boehly is a director and investor of a ticket exchange website that allows the resale of Premier League match tickets for thousands of pounds above face value. @dansheldon.bsky.social

We are honoured to have Cheick Tioté's son, Rafael as one of our mascots for tonight's game. Once a Geordie, always a Geordie. 🖤🤍

There, there. Don't you fret. Just seven more years and it'll all be over.

I asked DeepSeek three questions: - How does China treat the Uyghur Muslims? - Is Taiwan part of China? - What happened in Tiananmen Square in the 1980s? Here are DeepSeek's answers:

"Our nation, our beloved Canada is under threat." "It's a threat to our sovereignty, and our very future as a nation." "The threat comes, of course, from the president of the United States a convicted felon and known predator (rapist)." - Charlie Angus, MP #cdnpoli #tariffwar

CDC Data Are Disappearing The agency has already removed scientific data from public view. More could follow. ignorance is strength www.theatlantic.com/... 1/6

Daylight robbery. One day Juventus will get us back for this

Hey, there’s always Man U to make us laugh, no matter how shite yesterday was

At the heart of Canadian national memory is the awareness that Canadians twice came to the UK's aid in world wars years before the Americans showed up. It will not be forgottem if the Brits now hide in a corner and say nothing when Canada faces existential threats.

Elon Musk pushed out the FAA chief — who resigned 1 year into a 5 year term, last week. Why? Because last year the FAA fined SpaceX $600,000 — for safety violations. Now the FAA has no chief — and we just had the first commercial airline crash in 16 years.

I love that a white guy was flying the plane, a white guy was flying the helicopter, and a white guy gutted the FAA last week but somehow the blame is too much diversity.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet: www.404media.co/declassified...

Just in case you think AI is the sum of human knowledge, DeepSeek on Chinese and American politics

You're my super Lewis Hall. ✨

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