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What on earth is going on over at that Temu place. The ads I see are becoming unhinged. Like, it’s mostly stuff that I must admit DOES appeal to me, but.. still.

I don't see how anyone can think that Russia is the good guys from this Ukraine and U.S. situation. Unless I'm missing something.

Someone I care about is having a baby right now and it’s not going well and I am worried about her and the baby and also navigating a complex trauma response oh my god

It’s the worst when you stop to get coffee or breakfast at a coffee shop and someone is in there exuding chaotic/ominous/bad vibes like whyyyy bonus worse-er if they are clearly unaware or in some sort of distress like they can’t even help it. Currently eating breakfast while my skin crawls 🫠

I need to comfort binge replay something this week like probably a zombie game.

Listening to Take Me Back To L.A. while landing in LA. Well played, playlist.

Hi, I just finished watching Season 3 of Warrior and then my husband told me the show was cancelled and I will never see what happens next AND I AM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND WHAT THE FUCK HOW

Maybe it was naive to think nothing could surprise me at this point or feel more shameful to watch than what’s already occurred but Trump really said “hold my beer” and then said his plans for the Gaza Strip out loud, so here we are.

I got some kiddo color-changing nail polishes; we tried them out, they didn’t really work at all. Understandably this was very upsetting to my 5 year old. This morning she sat up in bed, looked at her hand and said “they lied to us.”

Well I have reached “want to comfort reply skyrim” levels of existential upheaval already so to say it will be a long 4 years at this point just seems ridiculous.

Seasonal affective can’t-find-energy-to-clean disorder is a thing, and I have it.

At this point I think we should assume the bianca censori fashion stuff is a kink thing IMO

What if I added lime green tips to my teal hair, would that be too much

My 5YO watched a video on youtube of someone creating a rainforest diorama and she is now absolutely determined to also create a forest diorama. It is crafting chaos.

I was feeling cocky after easily defeating the mourne tunnel boss so I went to fight the Tree Sentinel at the start of the game. That guy is still a nope. #eldenring

You know what that rune bear can fuck off in it’s cave. I’m going to go fight an urd tree guardian. What could go wrong? 😅

Oh mans I went through this whole ass cave filled with dire rats and then a huge rune bear thing killed me. Ugh. #eldenring

My 5YO has drawn a picture of when she was being born and it is surprisingly accurate. I do not know how to process how she drew this.

Did my push day at the gym ✔️ Made a protein coffee shake instead of stopping for coffee✔️ Cooked stir fry for lunch ✔️ Spent over an hour calling around but found someone to come FIX my dryer vent, not just clean it out this week (it’s not up to code ugh) ✔️ I feel so fucking productive lol.

I have so much to do this week and It feels like Too Much this morning, so I will start by simply dragging myself to the gym to lift weights. This will help.

WIC. They are pausing WIC. That's the Special Supplemental Nutrition Program for Women, Infants, and Children. Last time I checked (a while ago), every dollar spent on WIC produced over a dollar in savings *in the same fiscal year.* For most people, though, feeding infants and mothers is enough.

I can tell I’m not okay from *gestures vaguely* stuff happening in my country because I long for an emotional support/comfort binge-replay of Dying Light 2 right now even though I’m in the middle of playing Elden Ring, but all I’m really doing with my free time is reading.

I need to call around and find a dryer service/repair person tomorrow and it’s so annoying. I feel like our laundry room is low-key cursed.

Cassandra Peterson and Paul Reubens are two of my idols. The fact that they were both kept in the closet for a lifetime by a culture that was beneath them is so infuriating and heartbreaking.

Seeing swimwear displays in stores mid-January will never not be surreal to me. I need a new pair of warm gloves right now, not a bikini.

deadnaming catilyn jenner is like referring to Clarence Thomas with a racial slur. using open, grotesque bigotry against people you don't like is in fact just using open grotesque bigotry. normalizing bigotry against marginalized people harms marginalized people.

Happy to report that on the Brazilian national news tonight, they did show the clip of Musk doing a Nazi salute followed by a reference clip of Hitler doing the Nazi salute so no mistake was made in the interpretation.

Good morning

So anyways I don’t know what, exactly. i was expecting yesterday but somehow it was a lot more than I expected.

These executive orders on banning federally funded entities from recognizing trans people or disallowing them from using the bathroom are not self-executing or immediately enforceable. They require formal rule making at a minimum. They are a scare tactic. Ignore and do not comply in advance.

Hi you don’t have to post it. And you don’t have to re-post it. And you can think about the fact that Jewish people are gonna be traumatized every single time you make us see it over and over and over and over. You can just not post it.

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Týra’s Uncle Nate, at the Science Museum: “well the first thing you need to know is air is elastic. You know that right?” My child, who absolutely has no idea how physics works: “I KNOW!”

It’s warmed up to 35 (above freezing) so I just saw a gaggle of teen girls go into target without coats or even hoodies. Minnesota girls are built different 😂

i love the story about Elon lying about being good at a video game because it’s not the worst thing he’s done by a mile but it is maybe the most fundamentally pathetic

Another Elden Ring update: some guy by a lake was like “don’t go in the lake, there’s a dragon.” I went in the lake. There was indeed a dragon. I definitely ran away lol oops.

Elden Ring Update: I made it to Margit the Fell Omen. I got him to half his health bar and then he yeet’d me off a cliff. Subsequent attempts to kill him have not gone as well. Apparently I am 10 levels below where I should be to fight him. He has to die.