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What are you going to do? Save your money? For the future?! store.theonion.com/p...

submitted 27 days ago • 13 comments

Note to editors and producers: If an executive order demands action that is illegal or outside of the president’s authority, then you should not describe it as ordering something. You should say it seeks to achieve some outcome and then note it is illegal or beyond the power of the president.

submitted 32 days ago • 361 comments

"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."

submitted 54 days ago • 1285 comments

Regrets, they have a few…

submitted 54 days ago • 21 comments

Encourage your right-wing friends and family to give up Fox News and other right-wing media for Lent. Ask them to see how they feel after 40 days of not being fear-mongered, screamed-at, gaslit, and told that half of Americans are demons or aren’t as patriotic as them.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Here’s my prediction for DOGE: Whatever minimal amount of money it may possibly save in the short term will be far exceeded by the ultimate cost of fixing all of the problems it creates. It’s already an epic failure.

submitted 65 days ago • 133 comments

This is incredibly smart by @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social, a lesson Democrats have to learn fast. There will be no a-ha moment for the electorate. You can't wait around for people to realize how bad it is if they'll invariably wind up blaming the Reverse Vampires. You just have to fight, right now.

submitted 68 days ago • 166 comments

Hi! Quick note: The Onion accidentally posted a stock photo from a vendor with an AI generated image in it. We pulled the post down once we found that out. Our commitment to not using AI is very real. It's in the union contract to disclose it if we ever do. World is a slop minefield and we're sorry.

submitted 94 days ago • 723 comments

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submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments