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ejinthecloud.bsky.social
Slapped some buttons on a screen now I think I'm a developer. Made some weird noises and now I think I'm a voice actor. Known to ramble poetic. Lucky Tower Ultimate now in Early Access: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1700270/Lucky_Tower_Ultimate/
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This is so rich and full of depth. Thanks for sharing it! i could get lost in the background 🤯
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Give me tutti frutti fresh and fruity oral healthcare products or give me death
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Oh yeah I'll bet you're brimming with aggregate
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MAD magazine, indie games... I see you're a connoisseur of highbrow media.
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Go to library, make him pick 3 books (conscious choice of preference). Once he has, tell him he can only check out 2 (introduce scarcity). Alternatively, go camping. No reception, no screens, only entertainment is nature and books. Books will eventually win.
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What if I'm doing nothing with my life but with my own money? Asking for a very lazy friend (me)
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Have you tried overlapping triangles? It's a sine of a well-maintained lawn.
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Me: sipping coffee, struggling to keep all 300 eyes open
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Wouldn't recommend it
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*toke* who's house is this...?
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The job market's really ruff right now. I'm not pawsitive a dog would find furfilling employment, but if you're hounding them to fetch some quick bones, they should dig through the doggone classifieds. I think you might be barking up the wrong tree, though.
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The most underrated western, the most underrated comedy, AND the most underrated musical. And it even has Clint Eastwood like WHAT ELSE CAN CINEMA OFFER?!?
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Batman started as painting practice using Jim Carrey. Pretty proud of the result!
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Thanks for the inspo!
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What if Chris Jericho had a quarterstaff and a pretty dress
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Therapist tells me "if you're comfortable, you're not growing"
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Listen, you don't need to hire an expensive electrician — you can just burn the house down yourself and save a few bucks.
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Santa had no choice but to seek dockworking in order to pay the tariff costs blocking material shipments to the North Pole. He would save Christmas at any cost — even if the toll included his weary knees and stiff back.
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This is the speech Bruce Willis should have given at the end of The Sixth Sense
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Sometimes I feel like I'm not so much "climbing" a "corporate ladder", moreso being flung from a trebuchet at a cliff side
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People value art, corporations value money. They see art as an investment to making money, which makes it a commodity — buy low, sell high. Your art holds the same value to them as any other artist’s. Negotiate accordingly.
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“Bluesky is dying” i say as necromantic energies swirl around me. A cackle escapes my rotting mouth. The dark ritual begins.
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Not all of us are so lucky to get free eggs
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If 100 people looked at my shitty drawings my ego would implode. I imagine i’d simply go insane at 10 million.
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My whole day is ruined if I don't drop off the kids on time
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Finally, somewhere I can take the family for a nice relaxing dinner out
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Only if Vin Diesel, Jason Statham, and The Rock swoop in at the end to become the villains for the sequel